a nice lady
i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would
my headcanon for why ashfur waited so long to put his whole impostor plan into play is that he still genuinely expected squirrelflight to choose him in death and saw it as his second chance and her chance to redeem herself. seeing her join starclan, ignore him entirely and choose to leave to be with bramblestar and the family they've created together was the final straw. squirrelflight's hope directly precedes lost stars so i think it fits better than imagining ashfur plotting and scheming for the entirety of AVOS while hollyleaf and everyone's like yeah he seems chill now :)
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a thief in thunderclan vs twilight
i think about sootfurs death a lot, he deserved better than such a brutal way to go.