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Alright, I'm making chapter 8, and as I promised to myself, I have to let you guys make a choice whether I can't decide, so:

Help.., it's the Ocs... They're in my head and I can't get them out..

I hate this muttonhead. Idiot. This thing just smiles constantly and makes everyone uncomfortable. Like, what's it's deal?? Why is it always in the most suspicious places and casually a blink away from the Big Important events but no one actually notices??? Why doesn't it have EYEBROWS?? Fucking weirdo.

- Snotlout or Astrid, probably. Sometimes Gobber.

But really, it's EVERYWHERE. The boat cementry? It's right there stealing stuff from the ships. Eel Island? it was looking forward making eel stew and happened to stumble on Toothless shooting like crazy. Viggo's first appearence? Whistle was right around the corner! That time Astrid got the Scrouge of Odin? It was on the island, herding random sheep. How. He's not even a shepherd. During the visit of the Berserkers in RoB? It was actually the first time we see it, and it was a soldier who almost got thrown off Dagur's ship. ON THE SERIES FINALE? RIGHT. THERE. IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE "COMPETING" WITH JOHAN AND STARTING IT'S CARREER AS A MERCHANT.

It was even on the second movie, casually navigating while there was a literal BLOODSHED between two Bewilderbeasts on the island nearby. How does it keep doing this. The only time it approached Hiccup was on the third movie to ask him to make it a Scauldron armor. That's it. It didn't even talk, it just shoved him a drawing of the armor on his face and stayed the rest of the movie on the background until it got what it wanted and kinda moved in?? It never left after that and made everyone deeply uncomformable after the incident-

Also, gotta love *Stomp* a lot, he's such a non-flying patootie. It got very annoying to be stomping on the wooden ground to call him, so everyonejust calls him Stomper hehe.

I'll talk more about it once I bring my second and last Oc, my Shayla.

Until then

Pyro Out1

OH MY FROG THIS IS AMAZING!!!!

"I think the reason I don't want a new look is because I'm finally happy with who I see in the mirror right now. So what ever I put on, I just want to be able to see the same me looking back."

reposting the animatic i made for that one contest bc of the quality

REBLOGGING FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKKK

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

OH MY GOD IT IS A PAINTING

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

Omg finally someone who likes them!!! Can we message?

So, how many fandoms have you been in?

Not that many...

The owl house

Amphibia

Gravity Falls

Steven Universe

Over the Garden Wall

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

Trials of Apollo

Moon Chronicles

Marble Sky

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012, 2018, 2023)

Danny Phantom

MCU

UnOrdinary

The Remaried Empress

Kipo and the age of Wonderbeasts

Litttle Nightmaers (1 & 2)

The Dragon Prince

She-ra and the Princess of Power

Lego Monkie Kid

Hilda

The Ghost and Molly McGee

Miraculous

My Hero Academia

Minecraft

Demon Slayer

The Promised Neverland

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Avatar Leyend of Korra

Adventure Time

Fionna and Cake

Cuphead: Don´t deal with the Devil!

Cuphead Show

Casino Cups

Legacy of the Inkwell Isles

Voltron: Legendary Defenders

BloodBath au! (rottmnt)

Pink Onyx au! (su)

Mutifandom au by WideDoggy

FNAF

*Cough*Gacha Community*Cough*

Centaurworld

Arcane

Wakfu(the series)

Walten Files

Jungle Juice

SpyxFamily

DreamWorks Cinematic Universe

Disney Cinematic Universe

Candle

Ori and the Blind Forest

Ori and the Will of the Wisps

Oxenfree

What remains of Edith Finch

Untlited Goose Game (It has a fandom?)

Wild Kratts

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

The Land of Stories

Well... That´s it I think.

See ya!

Alright, Super important question...

Para los que hablan español

No puede ser que sea la primera vez que hablo en español acá jaja

HELLO EVERYBODYYY

Time for another list of random headcannon's of the Wild Kratts Characters!

Kinda forgot I didn't do any of the villains, so...

Grabs Gaston with the ire of a thousend famelic men*

Hi:D

I think Gaston has eaten battery acid at least once. I will not elaborate.

Unlike popular belief, Gaston is identical to his mother in every aspect except his eyes, hers being green like Gaston's ancestor.

Gaston doesn't actually know his nationality nor birthday, since his mother never made his id until she got arrested for it. Twice.

He still doesn't have it. Too much work.

Still a great mom, just, y'know, quite a crook. Or an animal dealer. Possibly both.

He was inspired by her job to cook endangered animals.

He discovered his passion when he went to a cuisine program on a small restaurant and boiled an egg for the first time. He treasures that memory a lot.

He is actually a prodigy at cooking, but he's got the wrong spirit. And intentions.

Gaston reached his golden age of cooking when he cheated on a poker game against an old lady (his kitchen mentor) and got her restaurant. He does not feel guilty about it.

That was until a waiter denounced him for his cuestionable ingridients and lost his cooking license, along with the restaurant.

He would later see the waiter again as the pilot of the Wild Kratts.

He was going to be mad, if it wasn't for the fact that it was the Kratt brothers the ones who convinced the waiter to call the police in the first place.

That, and the fact he met the other Villains. He stoped giving a heck about Jimmy the moment he got the cahnce to do evil stuff.

And obce he got his truck. He loves his truck.

He is the type to hold grudges, but normally he just gets insuferable.

He hates gingerbread.

Gaston has the habit of going to restaurants, order unhinged amounts of food, critique every single one of them in the cruelest way possible, and then leave without paying.

He's completly fine with cannibalism, and he may or may not have tried human flesh. We will never know.

He LOVES gossip, specially when Donita shares it, since she always gets to the juicy details.

If he could, he would've kicked Zach out of any window.

His second name is Geoff.

He thought Paisley was fun to disturb.

Pyro Out!

WK edition!

Martin - Koki - Chris - Aviva - Jimmy

WHERE IS HUMANITY

Humanitarianism is lost, and human resource consume everything. The vulnerable is left helpless, and those responsible continue to embrace the wicked system that continuously devalues human rights. Who deserves this? Who's put on this world to live like this? Who benefits from this? Why is it that there aren't no durable solutions for this? These are questions I keep asking myself thoroughly, I hope I get the answers someday.😢🙏😢🙏

https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-queer-refugees-in-africa-peters-story?utm_campaign=p_cp+fundraiser-sidebar&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer

she was really weird and quirky in comparison to other Berk vikings

she couldn't even kill a dragon, always finding those rather interesting to watch than fearing them

yes, she was very strange...

but somehow he loved her with all of his heart, especially for those strange parts of her soul...

Hello ALPITM enjoyers!

Did you think I forgot about ya?

Think again!

Meet my ALPITM chraracters!

Pt1- Pt.2

Close-ups Bellow!!

Pyro Out!

OMIGOSH CHAOS THEORY SEASON 3 IS HEREEEEE

Time to watch my favourite group of legally cuestionable young adults get in a bunch of shennanigans while dealing with giant lizards:)

Happy birthdayy to meeeee

Also, Happy April's Fools!!

Precisely my fellow comment lovers! Every time I realize that someone commented on my works, regardless their opinion on it, I can't possibly express properly how much joy I feel and more!!!1!!

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

Ngl I was surprised so many people did

alright, super hot take, but I personally feel that RoB, DoB and Rtte feel way more canon than THW and I'll die on that hill.

Maybe it's because I watched the series first and then the third movie on the theaters, but I can't help but feel the movie did everyone so dirtyyy (especially Snotlout and Ruffnut)

On another note, I just got to season three and. Wow. Looks like we're finally getting somewhere!

Tbh, I really hated season 1, and season 2 wasn't really memorable except for a few episodes(like the fight between Tom and D'Angelo), but this one? It's actually really cool!

There's more non forced interactions between the characters (+ interactions between the kids and the parents! They have actual personalities and goals now!) and the whole "realm" thing is highlighting the more biological side of the franchise, as well as the references to RoB, DoB and Rtte AND the mistery of the residents that came before.

Not only that, but this season made me like Jun! Which is incredible considering the first impression she gave me, although I think the bad reviews of the show shaped my idea of her from the very start. Still, she feels more organic and complex in a non-cringey way, and is far more relatable! And, to my personal opinion, her issues and characteristics felt-well handled. Really loved the Medusa Episode.

Also, gotta love her older brother, their rilvary is nicely done, and makes me root for both of them. Eugene is such a fun character to see, even if he's a moron, and I found both his and Buzzaw's (I dont know how to spell it) screentime enjoyable, even more their interactions!

I also loved Webmaster, he has the most personality out of the dragons and matches his riders' freak, but I think it would've been better if he was bigger, his legs were a bit more separated or his feet(?) smaller and his face not as roundy. Still love him tho. My favourite duo besides Alex and Feathers.

Still, even if I loved the fact that they showed some of the dragons from the original franchise, it really rubs on how badly done the new designs are. I even got used to them, but when the M. Nightmare appeared you could see how different they were in style. It felt more like a crossover than a continuation of the saga, which, yes, I did say it would be better to be it's own thing, but in the sense of following a unique plot and archetypes, not in defering it's designing. Even if its in another timeline, there has to be a sense of continuity and similarity to remember us that it's Httyd, the saga of dragon riders with very unique dragon designs, not another generic series that just so happens to be about dragons.

Pyro Out!

Welp, I tried.

I may have bever mentioned it, but I'm a Httyd fan to the core, and the hiperfixation is back and it hit me like a bullet train.

So, after going berserker and watching a RoB marathon, I remembered Nine Realms exists, and yes, it gave me the ick, but I decided to try it out.

You see, I dont like hating things, I need a VALID REASON to actually hate something or at least feel that my hate is acceptable.

Add that with my desire to expand the httyd lore and marvel myself with ANY content, ohhh boyy-

So yeah, so far I've seen season 1 and I'm on chapter 3 of season 2, and to be honest? I expected worse, although that show has already done a LOT of damage to my heart.

Like, wtf is THIS????

It's just there. Staring at me. Evil thing.

I literally searched "httyd ugly unicorn thing" and this EMBODIMENT OF THE WORST THINGS ALIVE showed up. There's no way you can tell me that thing is "cute", it's EVERYTHING but CUTE! I also really hated Jun on that episode, but even more the writers. How can you compare something like KILLING in SELF DEFENCE with bringing ducking SATAN to the human world because "I love unicorns??" Girl not even my eleven year old sister would do something like that and she LOVES unicorns. Also, did I forget to say she never apologised? Like, just joked about the incident and acted like Tom was the one in the wrong? What kind of message is that writers!?

On another note, I really like Tom's mom, is the only caracter that seems to be her own person in the entire series besides Alex, hope she doesn't turn out bad or anything.

Which brings me to my biggest problem with this series: It's not its own thing. The literal second episode is just a compilation of parallels between Tom &Thunder and Hiccup & Toothless, and I hate it. "Oh look! It's just like your favorite dragon riders, they are so similar! They are descendant of Hiccup and Toothless, so it's just like seeing them reflected in them! It's the same! Come and let us take your money!!!"

This show is doing everything at its power to be "just like httyd", when it's not: It's a whole new scenario with a interesting concept with the whole ICARUS thing (even though I'm sure they just copied that from Camp Cretaceus, given with how much tnr relies on its own creativity) as well as the one-season mysteries, the semi-likeable teenagers which is asking a lot in media, and a huge chance of LORE EXPANDING (my fav thing everrr) and this show could be SO MUCH BETTER but they just stick with creating parallels and showing how this spin-off is just identical to the other shows and it's exactly the same and ARGGHHGGGHHH-

Let them have their OWN UNIQUE BOND so that we can like them BECAUSE they are TOM AND THUNDER and NOT BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE HICCUP AND TOOTHLESS. Let me like the rest of the cast BECAUSE WE GOT NEW RIDERS, not because they are all the NEW RIDERS WE'VE GOT.

I want to like this show, I really do, but it's getting harder every time I click the next episode, because there are so many lost ideas, plotholes and terrible designs (which I dont usually complain about, I never minded the character design of any media until this show), that I just pray to myself that the next chapter will be better, because I'm not sure what to expect will ruin my day or make it harder for me to watch.

But I want to be an informed hater, or even perhaps a unlucky enjoyer, so I'll keep watching, and I'll try to undertand why so many people hate it, and justify the few who love it.

Pyro Out.

alright, super hot take, but I personally feel that RoB, DoB and Rtte feel way more canon than THW and I'll die on that hill.

Maybe it's because I watched the series first and then the third movie on the theaters, but I can't help but feel the movie did everyone so dirtyyy (especially Snotlout and Ruffnut)

Welp, I tried.

I may have bever mentioned it, but I'm a Httyd fan to the core, and the hiperfixation is back and it hit me like a bullet train.

So, after going berserker and watching a RoB marathon, I remembered Nine Realms exists, and yes, it gave me the ick, but I decided to try it out.

You see, I dont like hating things, I need a VALID REASON to actually hate something or at least feel that my hate is acceptable.

Add that with my desire to expand the httyd lore and marvel myself with ANY content, ohhh boyy-

So yeah, so far I've seen season 1 and I'm on chapter 3 of season 2, and to be honest? I expected worse, although that show has already done a LOT of damage to my heart.

Like, wtf is THIS????

It's just there. Staring at me. Evil thing.

I literally searched "httyd ugly unicorn thing" and this EMBODIMENT OF THE WORST THINGS ALIVE showed up. There's no way you can tell me that thing is "cute", it's EVERYTHING but CUTE! I also really hated Jun on that episode, but even more the writers. How can you compare something like KILLING in SELF DEFENCE with bringing ducking SATAN to the human world because "I love unicorns??" Girl not even my eleven year old sister would do something like that and she LOVES unicorns. Also, did I forget to say she never apologised? Like, just joked about the incident and acted like Tom was the one in the wrong? What kind of message is that writers!?

On another note, I really like Tom's mom, is the only caracter that seems to be her own person in the entire series besides Alex, hope she doesn't turn out bad or anything.

Which brings me to my biggest problem with this series: It's not its own thing. The literal second episode is just a compilation of parallels between Tom &Thunder and Hiccup & Toothless, and I hate it. "Oh look! It's just like your favorite dragon riders, they are so similar! They are descendant of Hiccup and Toothless, so it's just like seeing them reflected in them! It's the same! Come and let us take your money!!!"

This show is doing everything at its power to be "just like httyd", when it's not: It's a whole new scenario with a interesting concept with the whole ICARUS thing (even though I'm sure they just copied that from Camp Cretaceus, given with how much tnr relies on its own creativity) as well as the one-season mysteries, the semi-likeable teenagers which is asking a lot in media, and a huge chance of LORE EXPANDING (my fav thing everrr) and this show could be SO MUCH BETTER but they just stick with creating parallels and showing how this spin-off is just identical to the other shows and it's exactly the same and ARGGHHGGGHHH-

Let them have their OWN UNIQUE BOND so that we can like them BECAUSE they are TOM AND THUNDER and NOT BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE HICCUP AND TOOTHLESS. Let me like the rest of the cast BECAUSE WE GOT NEW RIDERS, not because they are all the NEW RIDERS WE'VE GOT.

I want to like this show, I really do, but it's getting harder every time I click the next episode, because there are so many lost ideas, plotholes and terrible designs (which I dont usually complain about, I never minded the character design of any media until this show), that I just pray to myself that the next chapter will be better, because I'm not sure what to expect will ruin my day or make it harder for me to watch.

But I want to be an informed hater, or even perhaps a unlucky enjoyer, so I'll keep watching, and I'll try to undertand why so many people hate it, and justify the few who love it.

Pyro Out.

god this is amazing

A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” said the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back!”

“Be logical,” said the scorpion. “If I stung you I’d certainly drown myself.”

“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Climb aboard, then!” But no sooner than they were halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the frog, and they both began to thrash and drown. “Why on earth did you do that?” the frog said morosely. “Now we’re both going to die.” 

“I can’t help it,” said the scorpion. “It’s my nature.”

___

…But no sooner than they were halfway across the river, the frog felt a subtle motion on its back, and in a panic dived deep beneath the rushing waters, leaving the scorpion to drown.

“It was going to sting me anyway,” muttered the frog, emerging on the other side of the river. “It was inevitable. You all knew it. Everyone knows what those scorpions are like. It was self-defense.”

___

…But no sooner had they cast off from the bank, the frog felt the tip of a stinger pressed lightly against the back of its neck. “What do you think you’re doing?” said the frog.

“Just a precaution,” said the scorpion. “I cannot sting you without drowning. And now, you cannot drown me without being stung. Fair’s fair, isn’t it?”

They swam in silence to the other end of the river, where the scorpion climbed off, leaving the frog fuming.

“After the kindness I showed you!” said the frog. “And you threatened to kill me in return?”

“Kindness?” said the scorpion. “To only invite me on your back after you knew I was defenseless, unable to use my tail without killing myself? My dear frog, I only treated you as I was treated. Your kindness was as poisoned as a scorpion’s sting.”

___

…“Just a precaution,” said the scorpion. “I cannot sting you without drowning. And now, you cannot drown me without being stung. Fair’s fair, isn’t it?”

“You have a point,” the frog acknowledged. “But once we get to dry land, couldn’t you sting me then without repercussion?”

“All I want is to cross the river safely,” said the scorpion. “Once I’m on the other side I would gladly let you be.”

“But I would have to trust you on that,” said the frog. “While you’re pressing a stinger to my neck. By ferrying you to land I’d be be giving up the one deterrent I hold over you.”

“But by the same logic, I can’t possibly withdraw my stinger while we’re still over water,” the scorpion protested.

The frog paused in the middle of the river, treading water. “So, I suppose we’re at an impasse.”

The river rushed around them. The scorpion’s stinger twitched against the frog’s unbroken skin. “I suppose so,” the scorpion said.

___

A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Absolutely not!” said the frog, and dived beneath the waters, and so none of them learned anything.

___

A scorpion, being unable to swim, asked a turtle (as in the original Persian version of the fable) to carry it across the river. The turtle readily agreed, and allowed the scorpion aboard its shell. Halfway across, the scorpion gave in to its nature and stung, but failed to penetrate the turtle’s thick shell. The turtle, swimming placidly, failed to notice.

They reached the other side of the river, and parted ways as friends.

___

…Halfway across, the scorpion gave in to its nature and stung, but failed to penetrate the turtle’s thick shell.

The turtle, hearing the tap of the scorpion’s sting, was offended at the scorpion’s ungratefulness. Thankfully, having been granted the powers to both defend itself and to punish evil, the turtle sank beneath the waters and drowned the scorpion out of principle.

___

A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” sneered the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back.”

The scorpion pleaded earnestly. “Do you think so little of me? Please, I must cross the river. What would I gain from stinging you? I would only end up drowning myself!”

“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Even a scorpion knows to look out for its own skin. Climb aboard, then!”

But as they forged through the rushing waters, the scorpion grew worried. This frog thinks me a ruthless killer, it thought. Would it not be justified in throwing me off now and ridding the world of me? Why else would it agree to this? Every jostle made the scorpion more and more anxious, until the frog surged forward with a particularly large splash, and in panic the scorpion lashed out with its stinger.

“I knew it,” snarled the frog, as they both thrashed and drowned. “A scorpion cannot change its nature.”

___

A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. The frog agreed, but no sooner than they were halfway across the scorpion stung the frog, and they both began to thrash and drown.

“I’ve only myself to blame,” sighed the frog, as they both sank beneath the waters. “You, you’re a scorpion, I couldn’t have expected anything better. But I knew better, and yet I went against my judgement! And now I’ve doomed us both!”

“You couldn’t help it,” said the scorpion mildly. “It’s your nature.” 

___

…“Why on earth did you do that?” the frog said morosely. “Now we’re both going to die.”

“Alas, I was of two natures,” said the scorpion. “One said to gratefully ride your back across the river, and the other said to sting you where you stood. And so both fought, and neither won.” It smiled wistfully. “Ah, it would be nice to be just one thing, wouldn’t it? Unadulterated in nature. Without the capacity for conflict or regret.”

___

“By the way,” said the frog, as they swam, “I’ve been meaning to ask: What’s on the other side of the river?”

“It’s the journey,” said the scorpion. “Not the destination.”

___

…“What’s on the other side of anything?” said the scorpion. “A new beginning.”

___

…”Another scorpion to mate with,” said the scorpion. “And more prey to kill, and more living bodies to poison, and a forthcoming lineage of cruelties that you will be culpable in.”

___

…”Nothing we will live to see, I fear,” said the scorpion. “Already the currents are growing stronger, and the river seems like it shall swallow us both. We surge forward, and the shoreline recedes. But does that mean our striving was in vain?”

___

“I love you,” said the scorpion.

The frog glanced upward. “Do you?”

“Absolutely. Can you imagine the fear of drowning? Of course not. You’re a frog. Might as well be scared of breathing air. And yet here I am, clinging to your back, as the waters rage around us. Isn’t that love? Isn’t that trust? Isn’t that necessity? I could not kill you without killing myself. Are we not inseparable in this?”

The frog swam on, the both of them silent.

___

“I’m so tired,” murmured the frog eventually. “How much further to the other side? I don’t know how long we’ve been swimming. I’ve been treading water. And it’s getting so very dark.”

“Shh,” the scorpion said. “Don’t be afraid.”

The frog’s legs kicked out weakly. “How long has it been? We’re lost. We’re lost! We’re doomed to be cast about the waters forever. There is no land. There’s nothing on the other side, don’t you see!”

“Shh, shh,” said the scorpion. “My venom is a hallucinogenic. Beneath its surface, the river is endlessly deep, its currents carrying many things.” 

“You - You’ve killed us both,” said the frog, and began to laugh deliriously. “Is this - is this what it’s like to drown?” 

“We’ve killed each other,” said the scorpion soothingly. “My venom in my glands now pulsing through your veins, the waters of your birthing pool suffusing my lungs. We are engulfing each other now, drowning in each other. I am breathless. Do you feel it? Do you feel my sting pierced through your heart?”

“What a foolish thing to do,” murmured the frog. “No logic. No logic to it at all.”

“We couldn’t help it,” whispered the scorpion. “It’s our natures. Why else does anything in the world happen? Because we were made for this from birth, darling, every moment inexplicable and inevitable. What a crazy thing it is to fall in love, and yet - It’s all our fault! We are both blameless. We’re together now, darling. It couldn’t have happened any other way.”

___

“It’s funny,” said the frog. “I can’t say that I trust you, really. Or that I even think very much of you and that nasty little stinger of yours to begin with. But I’m doing this for you regardless. It’s strange, isn’t it? It’s strange. Why would I do this? I want to help you, want to go out of my way to help you. I let you climb right onto my back! Now, whyever would I go and do a foolish thing like that?”

___

A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” said the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back!”

“Be logical,” said the scorpion. “If I stung you I’d certainly drown myself.”  

“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Come aboard, then!” But no sooner had the scorpion mounted the frog’s back than it began to sting, repeatedly, while still safely on the river’s bank.

The frog groaned, thrashing weakly as the venom coursed through its veins, beginning to liquefy its flesh. “Ah,” it muttered. “For some reason I never considered this possibility.”

“Because you were never scared of me,” the scorpion whispered in its ear. “You were never scared of dying. In a past life you wore a shell and sat in judgement. And then you were reborn: soft-skinned, swift, unburdened, as new and vulnerable as a child, moving anew through a world of children. How could anyone ever be cruel, you thought, seeing the precariousness of it all?” The scorpion bowed its head and drank. “How could anyone kill you without killing themselves?”

I am Pyrom, god of them.

Them who????

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

Darling Kratos isn't even Greek-

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

I... I DID IT.

I DID IT.

I DEFEATED FUCKING HADES!!!1!!!

TAKE THAT SON OF A TITAN

Ohmygodpersephoneissokindandniceandnothinglikeherhusband--

WHY!!!!!?????

WHY CANT ZAGREUS LIVE ON EARTH??? WHY ARE THE FATES SO CRUEL????

JUST LET THEM HAVE A MOTHER SON MOMENT, PLEASEEEE

Don’t vote if you’re not going to reblog! Please read the rest of this post!

With Netanyahu threatening to break the ceasefire I once again urge you to donate to Samer and Deema’s fundraiser. The last donation they’ve received was THREE DAYS AGO

As much as I’m grateful for those who reblogged my posts prior about their campaign it’s still beyond upsetting to see that they’ve barely gained any donations. Again, their son Yousef is in urgent need of an evacuation as he has grade VI esophageal varices, a condition that causes him to vomit large amounts blood! I don’t think I need to explain how this is life threatening to a child

Please donate at least €5

Their campaign has been vetted by Gazavetters. You can find their campaign on the group’s list at number 154

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New face, Same Fate

Some things never change.

Meet my Oc, Dr.Clawford! Or as I like to call him

Problem Rascal🤖

He's a renewed scientist with a passion for mutations and mutating things, now self-exiled into the dephs of Australia (in his old lab) to try and find a cure for the horrific transformations his nephew, the Villain, suffered (omminous little boy on upper right).

He's an icon, he's a legend, he's a loser, welcome the Root of all the suffering and disgraces in my story! Thanks to him, my plot is plotting and my characters get some good ol'

Character Development ✨

He's not...Very liked, tbh. Especially by Gregor, the MC (guy on the left).

But Why?

Let's just say he's an awful combination between Rose Quartz, Rick Sánchez and Dumbledore.

Alt versions!

Valentine, look at the stars⭐

Meet Prim's parents! Salim, the Exiled Noble, and Ølsen, the Lost Prince.

Ah, forbidden love, is there anything more beautiful?❤ Too bad he died.

Inspo from this panel of #shadowpeach bio parents au, made by @kyri45

Close-ups under the cut!

This one's my fave heheheh

Pyro Out!

translate to: Happy Valentine❤

I know it's no longer Valentine but shhh

Posting smth soon!

And be afraid, dear children, of the monsters that await in the night.

You are never truly alone outside the Dome.

Click for better quality!

Heyyy

So

Another oc art

Yeah

Maybe there are a few good reasons to fear the Mutants.

Close up version + speedpaint under the cut

Pyro out!

Current Wip...

Gonna post it soon...

Welp

Made this thing months ago and forgot, so have this unfinished wip!

Meet Prim!

She is the co-protagonist of the book I'm trying to write, Utopia.

She's a Mutant, a creature both feared and hated by humans with abilities that suprass those of normal people! So dont try to fight her because she WILL kick your ars- even by accident.

Do not let her appearence or imponent personality trick you, she's truly a sweetheart when she's not trying to look strong by showing off her razor sharp teeth.

Probably gonna post more about her and my story-

Pyro Out!