everyone is flabbergasted at how easily Kaboodle gets away with repeatedly pissing off Clown, none of them know that she's literally his sister and gets a special pass to be a little shit
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To some people you’re an NPC
To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.
GUISE
GUISE
IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
GUISE
TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON
Sorry for coming for you, babe. We're just too similar.
We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.
Crack head cannon
Imagine if at both Camps everyone thinks Reyna and Hylla hate eachother due to them bickering alot and fighting alot.
Instead, what if they're just acting like normal siblings, fighting eachother and annoying eachother, but no one else has full siblings so everyone just acts as friends.
So those two could be arguing and insulting eachother, but if anyone else tries to be rude to them they will get murdered n shit.
Also, Hylla would be the only one able to get Reyna to rest and go Medical, and is the only person Rey lets hug her.
More importantly, the Amazons could visit Camp Jupiter, and a few hours the campers panic bc Reyna and Hylla are in a room together alone, having run off at the start. And the campers find them just hanging out and laughing, which Reyna rarely does, confusing everyone.
quick reminder that my own lesbian-nonbinary-ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.
and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️🌈🌈
this has been in my head ever since i read Tower of Nero but what if... (ToN spoiler up next)
Reyna and Thalia end up becoming the next owners of the Waystation bc they fall in love😍
they learn how to work it and take it over it from Emmie and Jo bc Georgina graduates high school and they want to retire😫🤚
heart: melted
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
Brucie Wayne is Batman's real personality.
Batman is the real act, he isn't that serious.
I have seen many stories where The Justice League finds out Batman's real personality, and (most of them don't show what happens after the reveal) he now acts as himself which most people make closer to Batman's personality.
So I thought what if after this grand reveal, he doesn't just get closer to the JL, but he acts way different than they expect.
Brucie is a bit of an exaggeration of his real personality. He flirts but more in a playful way, and the public calls him a playboy because of that.
After the Justice League learns of Batman's true identity, they now think that 'Brucie' is just an elaborate act to conceal his identity. Little do they know how much their opinion of him is going to change.
This needs to happen after the reveal of Batman's identity, so you can write that(prefered) or you can skip that, but if you skip it you'll have to give a summary of how they found out so the reader has some background.
After the shock of Batman's secret identity, the JL thinks the only things that will change will be that Batman now trusts them more, they will now be able to meet out of uniform, they get to be involved in his personal life(not too much), and they see Brucie, Bruce Wayne in a different light; he isn't what the media says.
It's the day after the reveal or whenever they meet again (after the reveal).
Let's say it's a JL meeting, everything is going on as normal just with Batman with no mask on; he going through the report of something (idk what they do at the meetings).
The meeting is adjourned and somebody says that they want to hang out. They think even if Bruce told them his identity that wouldn't make him suddenly want to hang out with them, but to their surprise he says yes. His voice sounded lighter than normal, but... No, it was probably their imagination.
Bruce is at the party; it's at a privately owned place, so it's just them and none of them have to keep up the act and can be themselves.
They notice, no, it's obvious, that Bruce is acting differently. He is acting like...
"Wait is...Brucie the real personality?"
They all look at him in horror.
"...No it can't be...Can it?"
When it's something important or serious or he is uniform: Batman
When it's basically anything else: Brucie(normal him)
Slight batman au, where batman is only so serious during justice league meetings and at the watchtower bc it's a life or death job.
So, imagine outside of being batman and being in danger Bruce Wayne is actually , like , funny and not serious at all outside of work.
Also, I love the young Bruce Wayne headcannons, where he's in his early 20s and all the children are closer in age. So, he's a good dad but really young,so knows tiktok and songs.
Imagine the justice league seeing him at a gala with people he knows, like if Oliver queen was his friend, and he's just fucking about, not at all serious like as batman. And they think there's something wrong or he's acting when he's actually just having fun.
Add in the au where dc and marvel are in the same universe and you get early 20s Bruce Wayne, Tony stark and Oliver queen messing about and having fun at a gala while the justice league is shocked that Bruce can do much as laugh.
Bruce, Tony and Oliver escaped kidnappings together, and are eachother's safe space, so they just can't be serious around eachother.
Why Bruce and Ollie are always mad at eachother in JL meetings is because otherwise they'd end up laughing and I stand by that.