I Was Chatting With My On Friend ( Who Hasn't Played Ace Attorney ) About Edgeworth And The Convo Went

atsushi continuously realizing he is surrounded by absolute freaks

atsushi: akutagawa is so annoying and rude and i hate him

kunikida, hopeful: so ull avoid him??

atsushi: no, im asking u to come to my wedding with him

kunikida:

atsushi: it’s tomorrow

kunikida:

kunikida: you’ve known him for a month

atsushi: worst month of my life

kunikida:

do writers get the equivalent of not being able to draw your fav character bc youre scared of fucking them up

I read a lot of sskk fics and one of my favorite Atsushi moods is him having gay as fuck thoughts during inappropriate situations. Like yes your mans does look hot while he's suffering BUT ATSUSHI BBY worry first horny later.

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Potion Permit: Moonbury's residents need healing, and you're the best chemist around! With your trusty tools, a brewing cauldron, and a canine companion at your side, you'll need to diagnose symptoms, gather ingredients, brew potions, and cure ailments in this open-ended sim RPG (from their Steam page).

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Akutagawa in fanfictions: Has a complexion as white and soft as delicate porcelain. His hair twirls in the most pretty way making him look always soft and composed. His small lips are candid and soft. His long black eyelashes appear perfect at any hour of the day. His eyes have the same color of the moon and the same warmth of the sun. He wears a nice scent of moss, perhaps pine

Akutagawa in my mind: Hasn't seen sleep in two months. His eyes are hollow and bloodshot and his skin is gray and coarse and stretched on his face making it look close to a skull. His lips are chapped. His pupils are black and bottomless. His hair is scruffy, untamed and uneaven and is likely to have never met an hairbrush. Probably stinks. Definitely stinks. Overall looks like a rabid dog

I love Beast with every fiber of my being I swear. Akutagawa is there like “it never would have been possible [for me to be in the mafia]” while his killing count is probably only marginally lower than Atsushi's

The way that my friend @familiarofthemoon and i just keep getting pronouns wrong when we talk about characters / people ( we make a great effort not to let that happen to their faces ) because i made aus where sskk are girlies women yass and when we talked about those aus we'd get confused over which pronouns we should use for them because we're referencing stuff from canon where they are men while also talking about the aus where they are women and it has permanently impaired the pronouns part of our vocabulary.

Literally me

EVERYONE SHUT TF UP HES TRYING