Hoyofair Diluc Got Me In A Chokehold

I'm so sad why couldn't we just keep making him do silly errands for the agency

Side note but he slays every random uniform they put him in

canon divergence where akutagawa doesn't become a vampire, Years after the events of chapter 88. Do you think atsushi would forget his face? Do you think one day he will realize he can not remember akutagawas face anymore? Do you think one day he will realize all that's left of him is some blurry faraway memory of a smile and a coat?

Help lmaoooo

I was reading some Shin Soukoku and played my music on Youtube Music, I was listening to it a while before so just continued the current song and the song Cupid by 50-50 was playing, the line "I look for his arrows everyday" sounds like "I look for his eyebrows everyday" and that just... Akutagawa's lack of eyebrows lmaoooo

An older drawing of Akutagawa I made, no one really liked it but I’m fond of it 😊

Imagine Atsushi kills Fyodor and Fyodor takes over his body. But, as soon as he gets hurt the tiger's healing kicks in and where he's hurt starts changing back into Atsushi again.

Cue Akutagawa chasing him about, trying to cut off his limbs and stab him with Rashomon to get his weretiger back.

ex-orphan: oh! it's you long time no see!

atsushi looking for a way out: ah same to you.

ex-orphan: did you finally leave the orphanage?

atsushi: yea-yeah something like that. um how's... being adopted?

ex-orphan: oh you know-- well i guess not. but it's great. how's... surviving?

atsushi: oh that--

akutagawa, popping in: jinko who is this

atsushi: oh someone from my orpha- AKUTAGAWA PUT RASHOMON AWAY WTF

ex-orphan, terrified:

rashomon, an inch away from their throat:

akutagawa:

akutagawa: i was just saying hi

atsushi: you were not

akutagawa:

akutagawa: anyway. jinko would you care to fight to the death over who gets to choose the movie?

atsushi: ugh fine.

My gender is like "dude" but in the way Soos from gravity falls says dude. Does this make any sense

Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls!

its so funny to me that atsushis pic was in the newspaper like hes kinda locally famous

i mean im sure with teh shit yokohama sees tehy move on from one event to the other real quick, but its funny to imagine atsushi as some type of local celeb like he gets recognized on the street and shit

becuz akutagawa's face is plastered on local police stations all the time

and sskk r besties; like i know wan and anthology arent canon but i feel like them running into each other all the time pretty much is like akutagawas always there

anywho

so its so funny to imagine ppl being like 'whale hero guy hanging out with a MAFIOSO??'

and atsushi is like 'uhh thats not akutagawa the rabid dog of the mafia thats akutagawa the not-rabid-dog-of-the-mafia'

citizen: ...

atsushi: also we're not hanging out; i hate him, he hates me; id die for him, he'd die for me; sometimes we accidentally meet up and go shopping or take a walk and stuff like that. but we're not friends. like i think he's the coolest person ever but he's also a little bitch.