Taking Exams Tomorrow

are u guys going to kiss?

step 1: self-recognition through the other

step 2: try to kill each other

goshh it always confuses me when i see people say "kiss kiss fall in love" like wdym it's kiss first and THEN fall in love??? LIKE COME ON HOW DOES THAT WORK??

Akutagawa the type of girl to say "I'm merely jesting" instead of "just kidding"

akutagawa would say some shit like 'do you happen to be untethered this evenfall?' instead of 'are you free tonight'

I'm so sad why couldn't we just keep making him do silly errands for the agency

Side note but he slays every random uniform they put him in

Akutagawa in fanfictions: Has a complexion as white and soft as delicate porcelain. His hair twirls in the most pretty way making him look always soft and composed. His small lips are candid and soft. His long black eyelashes appear perfect at any hour of the day. His eyes have the same color of the moon and the same warmth of the sun. He wears a nice scent of moss, perhaps pine

Akutagawa in my mind: Hasn't seen sleep in two months. His eyes are hollow and bloodshot and his skin is gray and coarse and stretched on his face making it look close to a skull. His lips are chapped. His pupils are black and bottomless. His hair is scruffy, untamed and uneaven and is likely to have never met an hairbrush. Probably stinks. Definitely stinks. Overall looks like a rabid dog

He sleeps 😴😴

I was just petting my cat and she dug her claws into my knee (she is currently sitting on my lap whilst I read homoerotic fanfiction) and I tried to move her paws and said "Spike, I'm not going to hurt you" then the bitch just side-eyed me like she didn't believe me... she has sat on my lap every fucking time I sit down and I only give her a few pets now and then. She also dug her claws into my arm when I was petting her and when I tried to remove my arm she dug her claws in deeper, when I put my arm back she kicked it... WHAT DOES SHE WANT!?!? Then I flipped her off and she rubbed her face against my mibble finger... she is on crack lol

hoyofair diluc got me in a chokehold