Bro. I Was Studying (it's 12:33 Am Here But Dw Abt That) And And I Was Gonna Look Up Smth But Then I

I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN

If yall genderbend same sex characters, like male and male and genderbend one of them into female and let one of them remain a male and vice versa and proceed to ship them, yall are weird. Like trans headcanons, I can understand but that's just straight up making them straight.

"its okay to judge that kind of face" Okay Virgil, you're a hat

chef!akutagawa and atsushi who just emailed him like

"hey, so we havent' seen each other since high school; but once, for an english project, we were at your place and you cooked me dinner. and like, i still think about it, so if you have the recipe, could you send it please? if not, please disregard.

-- atsushi (from high school)"

In a funnier timeline Atsushi and Tachihara would’ve had to keep and co parent that baby

i find this funny and took me hours so ya

canon divergence where akutagawa doesn't become a vampire, Years after the events of chapter 88. Do you think atsushi would forget his face? Do you think one day he will realize he can not remember akutagawas face anymore? Do you think one day he will realize all that's left of him is some blurry faraway memory of a smile and a coat?

coffeeshop au sskk would involve them working at the same place but separate shifts so they hate each other but it's contained cause they only have to see each other at switchover and then dazai would start putting them on the same shifts cause he thinks it's funny and physical fights would break out. coffee machine broken. customers coming in and you can just hear screeching from the kitchen. that "can I please get a waffle" vine. atsushi and akutagawa start taking their breaks at the same time so they can have their fight out in the back alley instead and it becomes oddly therapeutic and makes them better at their job and then it becomes the highlight of their day and they're like what the actual fuckkkk🤮🤮🤮

Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

actually i dont have the capacity to be normal about this. Akutagawa wasnt born violent. It didnt come naturally to him. He protected people once. He had to be violent to survive. He learned it. It was never his natural state. He is still at his core someone who protects people, which is exactly what he died trying to do