In A Funnier Timeline Atsushi And Tachihara Would’ve Had To Keep And Co Parent That Baby

wait why am i still thinking of kind of famous atsushi

at the peak of his fame (before he just becomes a locally known and liked person as yokohama moves on to the next insane thing going on) he gets approached by newfound fans

someone: detective-san, can you please sign this--

atsushi: sorry, kunikida-san says i shouldnt sign anything unless ive read it

someone: ah. no. this isn't a contract or anything. i just want your signature

atsushi: why?

someone: er

atsushi: is this an identity theft scheme? dazai-san warned me about this

this lasts like a day becuz of atsushis cluelessness and becuz akutagawa is always there glaring at everyone

akutagawa: stealing the jinko's identity? how foolish. at least choose someone with an identity worth stealing.

atsushi: not cool man. also why r u here

akutagawa: shut up.

Fem Kacchan

He sleeps 😴😴

Atsushi impulsively getting his ears pierced, then making an appointment to get a tattoo just so he can once again see the hot tattoo artist from the tattoo and piercing shop down the road from the café he works at (he had never had earrings, and he never would have even thought to get a tattoo before seeing him)

Just remembered this one time me and my friend were talking about Mark Twain, bsd character not the author don't ask why we were talking about him. But one of us accidentally called him, I can't remember which one of us did, Mark Twink. And you know what, it fits.

Mark Twain? More like Mark Twink am i right, @familiarofthemoon?

bro. i was studying (it's 12:33 am here but dw abt that) and and i was gonna look up smth but then i automatically opened pinterest instead of google and. there was a picture of akutagawa. and you know i HAD to click...and more pictures of akutagawa showed up. and YOU KNOW i had to click...so. yeah. forgot what i was even doing in the first place

Chuuya, my beloved. How I miss your stupid face

stars lovers ✨

kinda pirate au? it would be so cool like, can u imagine shit that would be going on there? ✨amazing✨

Did a lil sumn