Atsushi: Not Cool Man Also Why Are You Even At My Meet And Greet These Is An Event For Ppl That Like Me?!? - Blog Posts

quackarooz

4 months ago

wait why am i still thinking of kind of famous atsushi

at the peak of his fame (before he just becomes a locally known and liked person as yokohama moves on to the next insane thing going on) he gets approached by newfound fans

someone: detective-san, can you please sign this--

atsushi: sorry, kunikida-san says i shouldnt sign anything unless ive read it

someone: ah. no. this isn't a contract or anything. i just want your signature

atsushi: why?

someone: er

atsushi: is this an identity theft scheme? dazai-san warned me about this

this lasts like a day becuz of atsushis cluelessness and becuz akutagawa is always there glaring at everyone

akutagawa: stealing the jinko's identity? how foolish. at least choose someone with an identity worth stealing.

atsushi: not cool man. also why r u here

akutagawa: shut up.

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alternative: he tells this phenomenon to dazai and dazai explains it to him and organizes a meet and greet (with an entrance fee of course) not an outrageous price but dazai figured akutagawa didn't need to know that and convinces him to pay a hefty amount (which akutagawa does) Akutagawa: foolish weretiger signing away all this papers Akutagawa: who knows what these people do with your signature they could be committing identity fraud not that you're worthy candidate Atsushi: not cool man also why are you even at my meet and greet these is an event for ppl that like me?!? Akutagawa: shut up and sign this *places a marriage certificate infront of atsushi* bonus: Dazai: we must gather all your fans at once for a meet and greet! Atsushi: but what about the dangers of identity theft Dazai: oh don't worry too much abt it Atsushi besides if someone does steal your identity the agency can take of it Atsushi: you mean its really possible-

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