Wait Why Am I Still Thinking Of Kind Of Famous Atsushi

The way that my friend @familiarofthemoon and i just keep getting pronouns wrong when we talk about characters / people ( we make a great effort not to let that happen to their faces ) because i made aus where sskk are girlies women yass and when we talked about those aus we'd get confused over which pronouns we should use for them because we're referencing stuff from canon where they are men while also talking about the aus where they are women and it has permanently impaired the pronouns part of our vocabulary.

Happy Birthday, Diluc!

The Winery's grapes have all been ripening these days. I was afraid the staff might be too shorthanded to pick them all themselves, so I came to help out.

Take this bunch of grapes — we can make some juice with them.

When they're ripe enough, grapes possess a wonderful sweetness and a strong, fruity fragrance. Your kind of flavor, if I'm not mistaken.

As for the ones that aren't fully ripe yet... Those can be used for fermentation. Don't worry, none of them will go to waste.

Gay rights enthusiast Kunikida with Gay rights agent Akutagawa,

At your service.

Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

dazai: evidence of my time in the mafia is fully gone

kunikida: uh

dazai: you will /never/ find it

kunikida: oh..kay?

dazai: no matter how much you look --- there is nothing about my mafia days that remains

atsushi, walking in: oh hey dazai-san, kunikida-san; do you guys wanna see the pictures i've been collecting of mafia dazai-san??

Just saw a post on Pinterest asking “if Fyodor is killed by a pregnant woman does he become mpreg” and now I need the tumblr bsd community to read those words too.

sskk enthusiasts be like

I was chatting with my on friend ( who hasn't played ace attorney ) about Edgeworth and the convo went from what kind of fucking last name is that to I bet his dad is hot and I giggled maliciously as I told them I'll send them a pic.

" Yea, I bet "