Stars Lovers ✨

coffeeshop au sskk would involve them working at the same place but separate shifts so they hate each other but it's contained cause they only have to see each other at switchover and then dazai would start putting them on the same shifts cause he thinks it's funny and physical fights would break out. coffee machine broken. customers coming in and you can just hear screeching from the kitchen. that "can I please get a waffle" vine. atsushi and akutagawa start taking their breaks at the same time so they can have their fight out in the back alley instead and it becomes oddly therapeutic and makes them better at their job and then it becomes the highlight of their day and they're like what the actual fuckkkk🤮🤮🤮

in an alternate universe he's on the front cover of every 2000's goth magazine

He sleeps 😴😴

it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun

Just saw a post on Pinterest asking “if Fyodor is killed by a pregnant woman does he become mpreg” and now I need the tumblr bsd community to read those words too.

Just when i thought i got used to seeing sskk edits about Akutagawa dying asagiri kills him AGAIN

I'm so sad why couldn't we just keep making him do silly errands for the agency

Side note but he slays every random uniform they put him in

A mimir

Since when does Akutagawa have a pet tiger?