He’d Definitely Enjoy It 💖✨

*grabs pigeon*

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I WAS REFFERING TO MY SIDEBLOG BTW I FORGOT TO SIGN OFF AWAH

Honestly I mix them up a lot. I see angel+asher=moot name. Sometimes I forger you have a sideblog

Another Jax canvas

When you're bored in czech class and start making fanart for the poem you're supposed to be dissecting

my guy—he doesn’t like hawaiian…

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I totally agree, it's why I tag my reblogs so thoroughly

my fervent wish for a Tumblr Upgrade is a way to filter to only original posts on someone's blog. let me strip away the chaff of the self reflected in the other and come to truly know the random people who interact with my posts based on what they themselves choose to create and make available, jeez.

i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

being a self-taught artist with no formal training is having done art seriously since you were a young teenager and only finding out that you’re supposed to do warm up sketches every time you’re about to work on serious art when you’re fuckin twenty-five

Slunečný hrob starts playing in the background as all our hopes and dreams fade away

American Christmas comedies: The end makes you cry because of how beautiful the reunion of the characters/the solution of the the plot/the general message is

Czech Christmas comedies: The end makes you cry because everything was fine and then it got f-ing destroyed by armies of Warsaw pact

Every sentence that's seventeen syllables works as a haiku.

Not every sentence that's seventeen syllables works as a haiku.