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Steve's House From Hell

I'm bastardising @mcmansionhell's carefully honed craft to make fun of Steve's house from Stranger Things. If you like making fun of far more ridiculous houses and learning about architecture along the way give them a follow!

The Harrington's house is actually in Atlana. 8253 Carlton Road, Riverdale to be specific. With that in mind, lets get into the epic highs and lows of this property.

FRONT EXTERIOR

Built in 1976 when Steve was the tender age of ten, this grey hunk of bricks boasts 4 beds, 5 baths, 2 acres of land, and of course the heated pool. These photos are a mix of shots from the show and pics taken when the property was last sold in 2009.

FOYER

There isn't physically a chandelier in the Harrington's foyer but spiritually there is.

MAIN ROOM

I think Steve's Plaid RoomTM was a set built separatley from the house? Unless that balcony bit has been renovated since 2009.

POOL ADMIRATION ROOM

Why this room has two giant empty doorframes into the main room I don't know. Otherwise it's kinda cosy!

A KITCHEN

I have no idea where this kitchen is in relation to any of the other rooms.

REAR EXTERIOR

(as someone who has zero garages I may have gotten emotional here)

I hope you enjoyed this foray into all the photos I could find of Steve's dumb rich people house! Worth an estimated $421,700 today, it's nowhere near the fanciest or most ridiculous McMansion out there. Nonetheless I hope this inspires you to include it's more nonsense features in your fics.

And so the cycle continues

Robin: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Eddie: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

Also Ares is Hera’s legitimate son I’m pretty sure so he gets some sort of protection, while Apollo, who is yet another one of Zeus’s bastard children, Hera dislikes soooo ya’know

how come Apollo was punished for Octavian but Ares wasn't punished for helping Luke with the lighting bolt?

Can confirm, just got out of my biomed class and we dissected a sheep’s heart. I’m fricken starving and it does not help that one of my group mates kept likening it to roast beef.

i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck

EDIT: holy shit 19k notes in 24 hours on an original post never happened before in my 10 years on here I love you all

This is one of the poems that got me really into slam poetry, there is a recording of her reading it on YouTube- it’s very very good

but i kicked and screamed my way through it and so will you. i can tell by the way you walk. one more thing; when they call you a bitch, say thank you. thank you very much.

“ode to the women on long island” by olivia gatwood

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Day 0 - 0/100 hours | Sun 30.07.2023

Hey everyone! I'm going to be doing a 100-hour challenge of German language learning starting from scratch at an A0 level. These are the resources and the study plan I intend to use, it might be adjusted over time to meet my goals.

💡 Resources

Goethe institut A1 online content

Nico’s Weg A1 online content

Quizlet and Anki decks

Chatgpt for quizzes

Duolingo

Netflix language learning chrome extension

YouTube and Spotify

💡 Study Plan

Inspired by Zoe.languages video

💡 Revision

Keep a Duolingo streak to keep in the loop

Spaced repetition with Anki Flashcards

Daily 10 min review through chatgpt designed quizzes about grammar, vocabulary and skill practice.

Talk with a penpal at least once a week about an specific topic.

I think this challenge will be a good way to document progress, stay accountable, and share resources. If you're interested, you're welcome to join me.