Women With Sad Downturned Eyes Have Me On A Chokehold

Hey, your arms are going to shake when you hold yourself above someone for a while during missionary. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, your thighs and lower back are going to start aching eventually, and you'll need to change positions or slow down. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, your tummy is going to make noises when you're anxious during your first few times with them. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to burst out giggling sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to dislike one, two, or a few things you thought you would've liked. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to struggle to finish sometimes. Or keep it in. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to stumble around sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to need to take a few deep breaths sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey. You won't ruin the moment.

And if they say that you have, they don't deserve a moment with you.

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Rip James Potter. He would have loved asking Remus if he was the "Sigma Alpha Wolf"

Similarly, rip Sirius Black. He would have loved saying "erm actually" anytime someone was even the SLIGHTEST bit wrong.

Life in an Autism World

New year

same Marauders Era obsession.

"It's cannon Remus loves Tonks, not sirius"

YEAH WELL ITS ALSO CANNON THEY'RE DEAD SO SHUT UP

"wolfstar isn't canon." I don't give a FUCK. ZERO FUCKS. YOU THINK I'M GONNA ACCEPT THE WORDS OF A BIGOT AS CANON????? HELL NO.

Normally I'm doing okay. Until I get to thinking, yeah, maybe Remus just REALLY likes chocolate.....

but what if he was hoping it would kill his wolf?

If only.....I just got cats and punk music in a mainly conservative state- 😅

Insta Reel: POV: REDNECK AUTISM

This autistic guys method for advertising his band is killing me its so funny. The energy is everything.

He made the giant wall of sound into a moving school bus sound weapon to terrorise his neighbourhood at night with his band playing on the roof

Drarry? Sure. But y'know what's better than Drarry? When it has Jegulus parallels.

I'm in love with the idea the of trans kids being euphoria when going up the staircase to the girls dorm. Whether trans boy or trans girl. Imagine if you will a trans boy crying tears of joy as the staircase turns to a slide. Meanwhile, everyone thinks he's just laughing. Imagine the same when a trans girl makes it all the way to the top.