Oh Which Means I Write When My Whims Allow Me

Have you guys seen the spotify wrapped writing prompt ask game? I'm sort of attempting it and I think some of my writer mutuals would enjoy it!

Top 5 mutuals to form your found family heist team that will steal the world's largest emerald to the coolest soundtrack ever

This is an absolutely iconic ask and I love it deeply

@singswan-springswan just because I feel like she'd be down to heist something with me

@accidental-spice to be my guy in the chair, obviously, and our moral compass. RIP

@o-lei-o-lai-o-lord You've seen more of Leverage than I have and therefore, you DEFINITELY need to be part of the team

OH @sunflower-chai you do ballet!! Which requires hecking skills! You're invited

I feel like I need a grifter but I'm not sure who I should invite...any volunteers of people who want to distract a mark while I steal from them?

WHAT NO THOSE POOR BEAUTIFUL OREOS

👻 Trick or treat? 🍫

My first trick-or-treater!! Here ya go!

Actually we did it this year.

My little brother asked "Is Captain America going to come to our house in the middle of the night?"

I said yeah and he was like "BUT THATS TRESSPASING!!!"

He was also like "Well we'll know if he's real if they're gone tomorrow"

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

boromir "the dog who weeps after it bites is not different from the dog who doesnt"

who i would let borrow my car in lord of the rings:

boromir- would likely take it to a car wash and fill up the tank for me afterwards. no questions asked and the keys are in his hand before he finishes his sentence.

gimli- would change my tires for me. a bit worried about him off roading but he’d take care of it. it’s extremely likely that he also took it through the car wash but not out of politeness but because he got it caked with dirt and mud while driving.

elrond- i’m willing to bet my life on this man being a reliable driver. he could get negative traffic tickets- as in, the cops pull him over just to tell him how good of a three point turn that was. this man is married to the turn signals.

sam- there might be dirt and dog hair left over for weeks but yeah i’d trust him. he probably just needs the trunk space for a dresser he found on the side of the road.

who in lord of the rings i do not trust with my car:

gollum- yeah obviously he’d drive it into the swamp in .2 seconds. this little fucker does not follow road laws or any laws. the second gollum takes my car i know its over.

gandalf- i do not know how one sends an automotive on a quest but im pretty sure my car is in moria rn and i’m never seeing it again

legolas- has the biggest passenger princess energy i’ve ever seen. would total my car immediately after going diagonal across the highway because he saw a cool tree

thranduil- like father like son. passenger princess who has not been behind the wheel for decades. would guilt trip me into giving him a ride before even asking to borrow my car. gets pulled over for having a whole ass wine bottle in the cupholder.

pippin- there would be peanut butter stuck in the console for months and i’d be finding loose snacks and trinkets in my seats years afterwards. also strikes me as the type to be obsessed with the radio to the point of reckless driving

Another installment in my series of "ocs running my brain".

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

I am extremely disappointed that @staff did not bring back the boops for April fools day