Fjords In The Snow 🍨

still trying to read sunrise on the reaping bc a certain person roped me into reading out loud and that person doesn't want us to read it fast

So yeah we're only in chapter 4 and avoided spoilers is insanely hard bc I want to see everythin

help

So what if I just quoted Veggie Tales and claimed it was a Jedi proverb you can't prove anything

I do things

Someone: *mentions oreos*

Me: no no, what are you talking about, I only love oreos a normal amount...

casey casey casey. He's me you guys. HE"S ME

This sounds like I'm high but I swear I'm not

Although to be fair who on tumblr isn't high (with some random junk or other)

I did this a couple days ago. It was supposed to be for the propaganda but it didn't work out.

Actually we did it this year.

My little brother asked "Is Captain America going to come to our house in the middle of the night?"

I said yeah and he was like "BUT THATS TRESSPASING!!!"

He was also like "Well we'll know if he's real if they're gone tomorrow"

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

mornings. You know who loves mornings? Alistair. You know who hates mornings? Alistair

Top 5 mutuals to form your found family heist team that will steal the world's largest emerald to the coolest soundtrack ever

This is an absolutely iconic ask and I love it deeply

@singswan-springswan just because I feel like she'd be down to heist something with me

@accidental-spice to be my guy in the chair, obviously, and our moral compass. RIP

@o-lei-o-lai-o-lord You've seen more of Leverage than I have and therefore, you DEFINITELY need to be part of the team

OH @sunflower-chai you do ballet!! Which requires hecking skills! You're invited

I feel like I need a grifter but I'm not sure who I should invite...any volunteers of people who want to distract a mark while I steal from them?

She needs boops

BETTER THAN RAIN OR A RIPPLING BROOK IS A MUG OF BEER INSIDE THIS TOOK!!!!

HA-HEY

HEY HO TO THE BOTTLE I GO TO HEAL MY HEART AND DROWN MY WOE RAIN MAY FALL AND WIND MAY BLOW BUT THERE'LL STILL BEEEEEEEEEE MANY MILES TO GO