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where i live i only do like 2-3 dishes 3 separate times a day and it’s always nice to start something in the microwave and then clean the 2 or 3 dishes and see how fast i can clean them before the timer beeps- then my perfectionism has me double check and clean them perfectly after before my food is cool enough to eat. by the time my food is good to eat everything is clean and i enjoy the cleans.  i also get things like that to clean my room as well like “oh god i have to get back to my pc before they get online!! and clean my room first!! quick clean it all before i get online” and it feels rushed so i won’t inconvenience them. by the time i get online and talk to them i’ve cleaned my room- gotten myself ready for the day (toothbrush used, showered depending on how much time i have, and more) and done various random re-organizing in my room while i wait

A fun way to get yourself to do chores when you have adhd is to simulate a sense of panic by setting horrible deadlines that fit into other things that you’re doing.

For example, you set up a kettle of water to boil for your tea. Quick! Wipe down the whole counter before it’s done boiling, for the love of god you’re running out of time! Wipe it down! The water is almost boiling.

The water is boiling and your counter is clean. Now set your timer for your tea for three minutes and of my god there’s cups in your room! Quick! Get all the cups from everywhere in the house! Run! You’ve only got three minutes! Get all the dishes into the kitchen!

Oh would you look at that. You got all the dishes in the sink and now your tea is ready. Nice. Now you can chill with your tea.

I’ve found that little stuff like that helps me. Forcing myself into unexpected last minute deadlines. It fills up empty space and my house is a little bit cleaner.

i want to fist fight god/gods(/whatever it may be that created me) for making me allergic to cats. i want to snuggle Binx (one of my partners cat) but if i do i need meds and a shower and more to not die. much to my partners distress i’m sure- i will still attempt to snuggle the cat, play with him, and make this fluffy cat happy every moment i’m able. Nothing keeps me from enjoying what i like. @l0stl1am please be prepared for this because i do in fact plan on snuggling Binx the moment i’m able- and can you please reblog with a cute picture of Binx for me? i miss the fluff ball

@benrey-where-he-shouldnt-be​  your dm’s are open and i can type but they disappear every time?? is there any other way i can contact you?

bennry shouldn't be in this ask where i ask if you wanna chat and maybe be friends

Straight up dude?? Like genuinely??? Feel free to pm me bro i will try my best to seem like i am competent at talking /pos

the year of knowing and being known but not being altogether comfortable about it just yet

While I will agree with anyone that says boomer memes are mostly awful... some very notable exceptions to this rule DO exist:

@voiidoasis​

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i love him!💕💖🔪🔪🔪

The customer is always right saying needs to die.

@the-aesthetic-spot​

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