(respectfully Ofc)

I’m going to my graduation ceremony but if this fluffy haired nerdy FBI agent didn’t have me my diploma in his hand and a wedding ring in the other I’m so fucking out 

everybody hsut up and reblog 25k note hatecrime sam

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

don't you love it when you accidentally fall for one of your closest guy friends, who also happens to be the first guy you've liked in over five years, and you spent the past two months thinking you had a chance w him and for the past year and a half people betting on when you guys would start dating and then you finally tell your parents about him and for the first time in your life they love and approve of the person you like and literally on the same day you find out he's actually been dating your friend for the past few months and no one ever told you and then after that you find out he's liked you since he met you but he thought you were lesbian this whole time so he never even bothered with you bc he's a respectful man who would never cross boundaries and then one of your mutual friends tells you that if you asked him out first he would've chosen you over your friend? bc i totally sure do :/

i need to stop venting to all of my friends about deadpool and wolverine. even my friend who has seen the movie and agrees that they’re queer has told me to shut up (not explicitly but she wants me to). i want to write it all out and put it on here but my thoughts are messier than wade and logan in the honda odyssey

he's so me

Spencer Reid sitting & standing kinda funny

I know sitting or standing like this is totally normal, it's just a little funny when you consider the fact that he is an fbi agent and is supposed to look serious on the job.

*trapped inside a burning car*

Logan: do you even have a plan???

Wade: I have-

Wade: concepts of a plan.

(people from my school)