He’s everything
Yay it’s human flesh cookie!
crk self aware au s/i sprites feat. I like making outfits too much HJKGGDHJGG
Outfits in order: Default, Fancy, Vanilla, Crème, Bad and Dark, Scovillia
🧡TAGLIST: @selfshippinglover @sunstar-of-the-north
At a certain time period, the witch really bored, so she pretended to be some sort of angel. But she didn’t realise that an actual ‘angel’ appearing to humans would be quite important to them, so they drew her and stuff. She forgot about the angel act for a long time.
The ‘angel’ in colour.
Art and stuff from twt for @mmmbeetlejuice part 1
They'll never make me hate you 2004 Riddler
HECK YEAAAAAH
2004 riddler nonbinary swag levels off the fucking charts let it be known
I will eat the metal bars of my enclosure
(Based lightly on my Character.Ai bot that can be found here)
•You’re his. Even before you knew him, before you came here, and before he knew you, you were and will always be his; you just don’t know it yet, right?
•You can always feel his glances at you, whether it’s during battle or when you’re in the common room. He’s always there. Watching. Of course you don’t think it’s weird at first because he’s so nice to you…he could never do anything to hurt you…
•Everyone notices his behaviour change as you come into the picture. Some are confused, and some know damn well what’s going on. You often get little warnings from Scout or Spy, but you brush them off for now. They wish you could see what was going on. They try to make you understand, but suddenly he’s there. It’s almost like he knows...
•Jeremy is like a big brother to you sometimes. But Dell doesn’t see it like that. Oh no. You see, he tries so hard to protect you, and you just let some skinny, tall guy from Boston get close to you like that? He’s not letting that happen.
•Whatever your class or skill, he is always setting up a sentry near you. You often question it, but not for long as you try not to get hit by the bullets whizzing past you. You’re not stupid, obviously; you know something is going on; you just can’t understand it. Maybe some part of you wants to deny it, or maybe you’re scared. Who knows?
•Items you own slowly begin to go missing. Like the book you left on the table? Gone. Your sandwich you were eating, then you realised you needed to pee? Not there anymore. You first blame it on Heavy in a joking way, but he smiles awkwardly and switches his gaze to Scout, then to Dell, then back at you.
(I actually love this man so much I need help)
Me when I adore him so much
Someone needs to feed that man, I’ll be a housewife if I have to
I look at this a lot because it’s the closest I get to any new 2004 riddler x reader shit
Which riddler(s) do you think would make the best boyfriend, and who would make the worst?
Starting with WORST because that's funnier to me
3rd Place - Third Place is a tie between Arkham Knight and Zero Year because they're the same flavor of self-absorbed. They might be FUN in doses but an actual partner you intend to Be Around For Long Periods of Time, they're gonna be a massive headache. As much as we'd love to live in the fantasy that we'd be their Special Idiot who gets kisses the more likely answer is we Suffer trying to please a man who can Never be happy. Love you AK but lord I know what I can handle
2nd Place - Hush. I just don't - think he has the capacity to be in a relationship jskgsdg I think he's so zonked off The Pit to perceive of anything besides Killing Batman
1st Place - Whichever's the one who killed his daughter, I never bother to google him 💀 if he's willing to kill his Child I think it's safe to say partners won't be Especially Safe, can't speak to much on him but that's. really all I need for this assessment I won't elaborate actually
onto the Best Boyfriend
3rd Place - BTAS Riddler. He's haughty and narcissistic YES but I also think he's one of the more Aware Riddlers. His blindspot is BATMAN. He doesn't like being bested by BATMAN. I think if someone were intelligent and introspective and genuinely matched his energy, he'd be able to function in a relationship pretty well.
2nd Place - 2004 Riddler. My man is the definition of reasonable crash out. He ONLY crashed out bc he got fucked over, I think otherwise, he'd be a Super Normal Man who just happens to be an alternative looking dork who needs to be told he's very smart and talented. He could find someone to match his freak and I Believe he'd be a very good partner.
1st Place - HQS Riddler. I don't Like Harley Quinn Show Riddler but he's Canonically in a very positive marriage with Clock King that - as far as I remember - is Still going strong so, definitive proof he can work in a relationship with someone! I don't Like him but he's like. canonically the Objective Best at being normal as far as I'm aware
feel free to tell me if u think I'm Wrong