Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version
Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!
Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.
Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.
Me on my way to write the most questionable, rapey fanfic of a show, which is deader than my favourite characters.
Random Rant:
Ok so apparently women are not supposed to masturbate, because that would mean that they are sluts, but men are, because it's their nature to be horny and they need to do it.
Also men are not supposed to cry a.k.a express their feelings, because that would mean that they are pussies, but women are ,because they are the weak gender.
Alright who is the motherfucker who created these idiotic taboos and WHYYYY? Because I really am sick of listening to this bullshit and seeing people treating others like shit based on stereotypes.
Fuck this shit I'm out.
you don’t have to reblog all the posts about politics, the election, the coronavirus outbreak, or really anything else. it’s okay to preserve your fandom spaces for fandom only things. you’re not apathetic or cruel to separate out your spaces. if you find yourself stressing out about what tumblr has to say about these things, get your news from news sources and stick to reblogging beautiful gifs and contributing to meta and recommending mutual pining / fake relationship fics here. it’s okay. it’s natural to need some space to just focus on happiness for a moment. it’s okay. take care of yourselves out there <3
Πόσο ΓΚΑΥΛΑ είσαι κοπέλα μου? Marry me??
Αχ μη μου κάνεις τέτοοιαα
I finally came out as a bisexual to my parents today, after being in the closet for so long. My dad's reaction was a simple "Oh ok cool". As for my mom, she was dumbfounded but recovered a couple of minutes later. She didn't really like it, but she accepted me like that either way. I'm so happyyyy❤️❤️❤️
I just realized that my most productive moment during quarantine was when I made a steam punk, plague doctor mask.
Which moment during quarantine do you think was your most productive?
Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice could grope my ass and I would fucking thank him.
My horny ass needs medical attention I know.
Putting my horniness aside, I absolutely love Beetlejuice in all of the A.U.s, whether he is creepy ass pervert, a goofy prankster or an adorable ball of chaos.
My mood constantly
anime_irl
So I was at the bookstore today and I found these very cool "the Joker" notebooks, including Harley Quinn :
And then there was this :
I know the notebook theme is "The Joker" but c'mon now.. Poor Two Face..
Bonus:
✨21y.o.✨ ✨She/Her✨ ✨ Disaster Bi✨ ✨ Can't Focus on Just One THING✨ ✨ Operating on Hyperfications ✨ ✨SFW/NSFW✨
29 posts