So The New Photo Mode Poses Are Fun. :P

hope everyone has fun tomorrow!

I need nine fingers to call me a good girl and eat me out on her desk. I think that would fix me.

My wife and I were discussing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (specifically from the 1980s) and she referred to Master Splinter as “Big Rat Daddy.”

I wish to inform you all that this is now what I will be calling Nine-Fingers Keene.

Big Rat Daddy

RIP Minthara, you would have loved spreading misinformation on twitter

Is.. is it really that hard to make a show or movie where lesbians are happy? Like - they just meet, fall in love, and get to be happy?

Boring lesbians. Lesbians that have been together for 13 years and have two cats and stable jobs and still sex each other up a whole bunch on the weekends.

I’m tired of gay trauma.

Have you ever been in love?

Yes.

How did it end?

It hasn't.

ship so good, a future where they’re safe and retired is called an au

my mom said we can hide in the woods, cast ancient spells, be embraced by moss and befriend eldritch creatures if it's ok with your mom