Latest Posts by raethanbhanneth - Page 9
She would just one shot all the enemies
The wife and I went to a hockey game last night. I present to you my unsolicited BG3 hockey thoughts:
Gale - would be the announcer (and we all know why)
Lae’zel - she wouldn’t understand the game, but she would love the fighting (she’d probably shank someone with a broken hockey stick)
Karlach - she would understand the game and the fighting would be a toss up; she wouldn’t start a fight, but she’d defend her teammates; I’d probably make her a goalie (after her heart gets fixed so she can’t melt the ice, obvs)
Halsin - would understand the game, but is too gentle for fighting; he might be backup goalie
Minsc - does not understand the game, would love the fighting, really just wants a hotdog
Astarion - couldn’t care less, just wants good wine, would be too afraid to break a nail (I will not be apologizing for that statement)
Minthara - would understand the game, would love the fighting, would try to poison the other team
Shadowheart - would sort of understand the game, but would miss every single goal
Wyll - understands the game, but would just want to skate because it’s like dancing (also not apologizing)
Oathbreaker Paladin - would understand the game and would be amazing at it, would probably fight especially if it meant someone was breaking an oath
Dame Aylin - was there when the game was invented and played in the first ever league, she single-handedly started hockey fights
Nine-Fingers Keene - would understand the game, would probably fix the game where she would come out on top regardless of the winner, would also enjoy fighting and would shank someone with a broken hockey stick (no probables there)
Rion - she’s got some anger issues and I think would understand the game and would also love to kick some ass
Zevlor - would understand the game, would love the fighting, would probably be quite good
Orin - would understand the game, would love the fighting and would also shank someone with a broken hockey stick (although she might stab her own teammates, which is problematic)
Jaheira - would be the team mom and alternate between cheering on the fighting and being upset about the fighting
Ketheric Thorm - would be the team dad and would love the fighting
Isobel Thorm - just there to watch Aylin, but knows everything about the game because of Aylin
Gortash - too busy trying to become the hockey commissioner to care about the game or the players
Volo - thinks he’s the announcer, but really there to entertain children with his nonsense
Withers - referee
Scratch and the Owlbear - mascots
(Obligatory fight pic from last night’s game)
we all got that one mutual that we’re lowkey studying
Nothing beats the feeling when you start getting comments on every fic in a fandom or ship from one person, and it’s clear that they’re going on a fic-binge.
reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out
"Did You Miss Me?"
It was one month since the battle of Baldur's Gate, one month since everything. Kethric Thorm lay dead at last, Orin and Gortash were defeated and the crown of karsus lay lost in the Chionthar.
Jaheira still wasn't used to it, being back in the city after so long away. Even before the battle, she'd been camping out in The Elfsong with that merry band of adventurers. She'd grown accustomed to their noise despite not being with them for long. That warm feeling of being part of an adventuring party once more. They were all gone now, back to whatever lives they'd lived before the nautiloid or carving out new ones: Gale back in Waterdeep, Shadowheart searching for a home with her parents and Lae’zel, Astarion doing some sort of vigilante work within the city (she'd met up with him a few times) and Minthara, Wyll and Karlach back in Avernus. Jaheira almost wasn't used to the silence. Maybe that's why she found herself in the Lower City sewers, checking in on an old friend far more often than she had in the past. Sure, Jaheira may have retired from the Harpers so the inner workings of the Guild were hardly any of her concern anymore. But, well, Minsc and Nine-Fingers were working together now (sort of?). She may as well be checking in every so often to make sure they hadn't killed each other.
Jaheira glances over at Astele. They're sat across from each other, Astele behind her desk wading through important looking paperwork and Jaheira on a little stool in front of it. They'd been sitting together like this in silence for what felt like an hour. Comfortable silence. Jaheira had bought a book with her to read (some novel she'd started before leaving for the shadow cursed lands, she hadn't gotten the chance to go back to it until now) just listening to the scratching of pen on paper and Astele's gentle humming.
“Did you miss me?”
Nine-Fingers barks with laughter, not even bothering to look up, “You seriously think I've had the time?”
Jaheira just hums in response. It made sense; between dealing with the Steel Watch, Bhaal's assassins, the Stonelord and a failed coup by the Zhents it was unlikely Nine-Fingers had even had time to think of herself. Let alone her enemy? Ally? Sort-of-friend-maybe-more? Jaheira still wasn't exactly sure what their relationship was at this point.
“Besides,” Astele finally looks up, meeting her gaze, “I knew you'd come back.”
“Ah, your offering to Kelemvor would imply otherwise.“
“Somehow I'm sure not even death could keep you away.”
A local game store here in South Carolina (Gamez Block) hosted our trans meetup group tonight, and it was really wonderful. We had a retro game night and played Wii Sports, Halo 3, Smash 64, House of the Dead, and Undercover Shot (yes, I made people play my NES game lol).
It was amazing being in a place that was not only okay with a group of trans people but actively welcomed us, and was excited to have us.
This is why I love small local businesses so much! They were willing to create a third space for us that didn’t revolve around drinking or spending money. They let us use their consoles, and their games entirely free of charge, and even stayed open late so we could keep having fun. They were having fun with us!
Please support your local game stores. Places like this are so valuable.
writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.
Jaheira needs a full spa day and I am ready to deliver it
Could you reblog this if you enjoy seeing your writer friends ramble about their wips on your dash?
NINE-FINGERS KEENE IN BALDUR’S GATE 3
I need more people to ship them and make content for them. Im starving
I want to sit on Nine Fingers Keene lap and be the Underduke little pillow princess
lae’zel and minthara have extremely biteable ears
reblog if you agree
the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters
I found another aaa dialogue from when you side against the Guild :')
If you side with her against the Zhents for the fight but then double cross her with Minsc you get this:
The fucking parallels I'm crying 😭
how do draw good
fill 14 sketch book
bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
d ont stress friend all is well
your art is hot like potato crisps
don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
if they do
eat
them
Reblog this to place a small flower in the hair of prev, and that you're very proud of them
Blessed are the mod makers
For they shall allow me to have Shadowheart kiss Nocturne:
And Jahiera to kiss Nine Fingers...
Karlach approves
Or to have Karlach and Halsin kiss:
This is the mod btw.
Anyway may all their days be merry and bright.
