if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
My wife and I were discussing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (specifically from the 1980s) and she referred to Master Splinter as “Big Rat Daddy.”
I wish to inform you all that this is now what I will be calling Nine-Fingers Keene.
Big Rat Daddy
wait wait wait mutuals rb this with a description of ur voice
I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck
"Your reasons were your own but, whether you meant for it or not, your fight is our fight. Both of us, to the very end." *Protesting Hamster Squeaking.*
I have the Wright Brothers in my office because if they can invent fucking flight, I can send an email.
highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.
the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired
RIP Minthara, you would have loved spreading misinformation on twitter
The BG3 fandom has to be one of the horniest fandoms out there. Not that I'm complaining. I love you little freaks.
Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?
Always good to find a fellow old on here. Cheers 🙌🏻
Wizened! Cheers!!
"Eh? Jaheira? I... do not understand." "Good. That means you're back to your old ways."
uncropped 🔞 unorthodox use of magical vines version: bsky / imgbash
I feel like we need to talk more about how fucking boring depression can be. I pick up a book and can’t read more than a few sentences, a chapter if I’m lucky, before I can’t focus. I knit two rows of something and then can’t continue. I scroll through all the different options of shows I haven’t watched without clicking on any of them. I hop from app to app looking for content that will spark literally any single emotion. It’s not even 10am and I already feel like I’m just waiting until it’s time to go back to bed.
I hate it I hate it I hate it
I’m not stealing my sweet, murderous, thieving, angel baby’s things!
very fun as a rogue to just go from vault to vault taking literally everything in the counting house high security zone while glitterbeard is right behind us going "would you stop :/" very halfheartedly
reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure