I Know This Has 1 Thousand Percent Been Already Said, But I Truly Do Believe That The Easiest Way To

Genie wish twisting trope, except the genie is reluctant to twist wishes unnecessarily, but the guy who summoned him is an olympic level dumbass who ends up twisting his own wishes accidentally, leading the genie to have to get creative to not accidentally violate the "no wishing for death" rule

Wearing a "women want me, fish fear me" hat while i go fishing to ward off sirens, who classify as both, and thus are unable to decide whether to fuck me or run

Proceed

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

The government's been trying to hide it, and the woke media doesn't want you to know this, but it really does say gullible on the ceiling. I'd know, because I did my own reaserch (googled it) and it came up with all these results about how it actually says gullible on the ceiling. SPREAD THE WORD!!!

what i'm taking away from this is that we only need 16 billion mikus to run doom?

casual blue crab miku doodle

Just created my account and this is the literal first post i see. Glad to see i got exactly what i asked for by joining this god-forsaken hellsite.

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Nyaaaaaaaa~ :3

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

I swear trans girls only ever have 1 of 3 thoughts, and this is all of them

40 kilos of uranium 235 appears on your doorstep, how do you proceed?

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We've had two major US politicians livestream on twitch within the past two weeks. (Bernie sanders appearing on pokimaine's stream, and tim walz playing crazy taxi). All i'm saying is that we've never before been closer to the Obama gaming chanel than this point in time.