I Have A Fic Called “flying Is A Death Wish(yet It’s All I Long For)” That I Haven’t Updated

me when my nefarious schemes are all coming together

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

I actually managed to write and post something for once! Please check it out - I would greatly appreciate it! It is a bit rushed but I hope the vibe I was going for comes across regardless! 

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

I mostly think stuff like this is kinda funny :D

it was not on wheat...

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

Horrendous violence on my cellular device part 2… 🫠

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Hello!! I’m Rainbow Tomato - you can also call me Wolfy but I’m not picky :]

I honestly have too many interests/fandoms to list out on an intro post so I figured I’d keep it simple!