We're Moving Too Fast

I am. Not ready to experience this story again in a new format. Heartbreaking tragedy on the senselessness and inevitability of violence, on how love can bring out both the best and the worst in us is going to rip me to shreds for a second time. Neil and Craig, I am in your driveway

gay as hell to go into the woods with your camcorder. why are you recording? to upload it on the internet? so that you won’t forget? forget what? other men?

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the last supper” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 

5 minutes later: dude I swear one of you will betray me

My buddy Judas pacing: surely it is not I, Lord?

Take me back to November 2020.

Someone today will read Shakespeare’s hamlet and say omg he’s just like me fr. Another person will read moby dick and proclaim Ishmael as an adhd king.

A person grieving for their recently deceased lover reads the iliad and they watch as Achilles rages and rages and god how righteous anger fueld by love is so devastating that it’s ramifications still affect the world several thousand years later.

We might one day settle down and read the epic of gilgamesh and watch as a king has to accept the death of the person he loved the most. One of the very first stories ever written and it was about coping with death, and how to grieve.

We don’t read classics because they’re old, we read them because they remind us that we are never alone. That a character created over 500 years ago struggled with the exact same problems we all still have today. That even a king from centuries past had to deal with death just like me. That’s what makes stories so powerful–they prove to us that we are never truly alone in what we are feeling.

there are two wolves inside of you. one wants andrewryan spideypool. the other wants andrewtom spideyvenom. you are gay

i just hope dykes like me. thats what its all about really

why do i gotta get involved lmao 😭💀

the way we have to literally invade the privacy of familial disputes in this game is kinda wild ngl

It scares me that i'm in like 80% of this fandoms

Reblog if you are in any of these fandoms

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Umbrella Academy

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Brooklyn 99

Supernatural

Sherlock

Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts

Anne with an E

Shadowhunters

Parks and Rec

Gilmore Girls

All Time Low

Panic! at the Disco

Fall Out Boy

My Chemical Romance

Merlin

Riverdale

Glee

The Good Place

Sex Education

John Mulaney

Marvel