Louder For The "doctors" On The Back

tomato is a fruit, so ketchup is a smoothie prove me wrong

Woah woah hold on, this is too much information to take in...i think i'm living a lie

the destruction of knowledge and culture

what if i'm broken-down mess and you’re a rat-drinking monster and we held hands?

fatherhood for beginners

read thru diomedes' wiki page today and these two are so funny to me

is it bad that i can hear this pic?

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT

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the best superhero movies are the ones that are secretly gay sitcoms, like venom and the lego batman movie. everything else sucks ass.