I Have Found The Holy Trinity Of Wholesome Uno Reverse Cards

Sometimes self-care is hitting Count Dracula with a shovel 

im digging my grave already let's go mfs

is it bad that i can hear this pic?

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT

ᴘʀᴏʟᴏɴɢᴇᴅ ᴇʏᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ

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Penelope “you’re always my husband” and Odysseus “next to my wife” of Ithaca everyone

I’m afraid they invented romance actually

gay people can't flirt normally it's always gotta be some shit like this

Back at the camp:

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating