I Ended Up Talking About And Being Reminded Of Some Pretty Fucked Up Things That Happened To Me As A

wildly swinging between the filthiest smuttiest thoughts and just fucking,, domestic fluff

my gender is little guy, but not in an infatalizing transmascs way, in a i have a small body and much energy way

my strategy plan for cleaning my room bc i have executive dysfunction and im trying to beat it

first step : MUSIC!!!! LOUD AS FUCK BRO!!!!!!!!! NOONES STOPPING U!!! (except for ur parents but who cares theyre the ones who r forcing u to clean in the first place if their fragile hearts get upset what fuck do i give) ok next u set a reward which would be u get to play ur new games!!! yay!!! doesnt that sound cool!!!

second : DUMP EVERYTHING ON THE FLOOR ONTO UR BED!!!!!!!!!! why? because it makes me HAVE to clean it up or i wont be able to sleep. good strategy i'd say

third: sweep sweep and vacuum yaayayyayay floors r clean now hooray!!!!!!!

fourth: dump everything on ur desks or shelf or wtv onto ur bed and then clean those too!!!!!! yay now they're clean too!!!!!!!

BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A SNACK!!!! MAKE UR FAV DRINK IDC!!!!!!!!!

fifth: now u have to deal with... The Pile...but no worry!!!! we'll handle it like that unpacking game. you take one thing out, choose where to store it.. and put it there!!! then u do that with everythign else and youll be done in no time!!!

sixth: hm.... somethings not right... okay so take a step out and go back in and if something looks wrong u fix it. it doesn thave to be perfect!!! youve just gotta be happy with it.

and that's... it? i'm done??? that's so cool!!! im so proud of myself aaaaaaa thisis so great

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I need johnlock ao3 recs so if you have or know fics with one of the following hmu: (10k+ words preferred but tbh I don't mind too much)

mutual pining - friends to lovers - fake dating au - coffee shop au - preferably pre-s4 until I rewatch - really soft or angsty smut - friends with benefits to lovers - miscommunication - LONG ASS SLOW BURN - being scared to admit feelings - one bed 👁 - stripper au - the longer the fic is the better - did I mention slow burn

also

if any of you were on Wattpad circa 2014/2015 and remember the name of that fic where Sherlock and John text each other by accident as strangers or whatever and end up in love (I think this also had a trailer on YouTube and poss some drama tbh lol) PLEASE hit me up bc I wanna reread it

thanks gang ily!

Riddle me this, batman: why does my head hurt

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

can people see when i madly edit my posts after realising that they don't fit the Vibe?? god i hope not .that shits embarrassing

reblog to give a trans person soup

I want that “drive safe,” kind of love, the “let me know if you need anything” kind of love, the “text me when you get there” kind of love, the “this made me think of you” kind of love, the “how was your day” kind of love, the “have fun, be safe” kind of love, the “good luck today” for something I only mentioned in passing kind of love, the “have a good day” kind of love, the “I remember you said you liked this so I got it for you” kind of love, the little ways of saying I love you without saying I love you kind of love.