Me too dear 😻😻 I'm (999M) so glad you could own up to your mistakes, now THIS is the kind of man our society needs!
*the skeleton returns* What the fuck??! Stand back honey 😨😨 *the skeleton strikes* NOOOOOO EUGHH *I'm bleeding out profusely. As I lie on the floor, you kneel down next to me in despair. I look into your eyes* Honey... I'm sorry...
*you hold onto my hand gently until my body runs cold*
The funeral. A cold, somber venue, filled with the deafening silence of grieving. An occasional sob can be heard. You stand solemnly. Your wife is there. The car (2014 Honda) is there. Obama is there.
But you know who's not there? ME. They unveil the coffin. The body is missing. The room erupts into chaos.
why are you so sweet (and hot) and I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?
YTA I don't understand why you can't even do the bare minimum of showing up. Men these days are so lazy and incompetent. At least the Honda was an active contributing member of society by putting itself out there. This is why you should date me instead.
I'm rainncoater, short for rainncoat eater (i actually hate the rain, i hate raincoats and i do not own one. santa claus isn't real. believe nothing on the internet 💔)
SOCIALS
@rainncoater-art is my art-only sideblog
i don't formally post anywhere else.
BLOG TAGS
#rainn art - my art
#rainn's shenanigans - miscellaneous chaos
#rainn rambles - i yap here
#rainn answers - responding to tags or asks
#cool art - :)
as of right now this blog is a purely an art + tumblr shenanigans blog.
BEFORE U INTERACT:
do NOT use my art without my explicit permission ty <3
I curse a lot (no slurs except 'queer')
I make stupid sex jokes and mention genitalia occasionally
I post vent art occasionally that may have triggering implications (all tagged TW)
given this info interact however ur comfortable with, no pressure <3
ME!
*i am bi
MY FRIENDS:
obligatory if ur not on here doesnt mean ur not cool. i stalk yalls blogs religiously this is honestly just for quick navigation LMFAO
@confusions-shed-of-ideas - phenomenal writer. anime gambler :( thanks for putting up w my ass for 12 years <3 collecting ur bagels...
@onehundredgar - local disgruntled 1000 y/o woke vampire. bones falling apart. FUCKING TURNS MY FEED INTO ONLY FISH! crazy yum art when she does post them.
@astravox - SKY OC LORE CARRY, fellow porple enjoyer & bisexual disaster <333 ALSO amazing artist
@nykenima - favorite and ONLY holder of the honorary lesbian title. on tumblr 24/7. ANOTHER super skilled artist.
MY INTERESTS:
my hobbies:
art: duh. it's funny bc i'm ok at 2D mediums but i have no patience for any other art form (but they are very cool and i have a lot of respect for them)
rollerblading/ice skating: i dont rly mention it here ever, but its a casual pasttime of mine that i LOVE kidnapping ppl to do w me 🙏
gym: dollar store therapy (it works*)
music: my fav genres are alt metal, rock and shoegaze, but i actually like a lot. i had a massive jpop/jrock/vocaloid phase and i currently like a lot of electronic stuff too. i also like it a lot when ppl mix rap with metal and/or edm :D
*joke. talk to ppl. take ur meds.
topics i enjoy:
any queer topics
subsequently, gender (both cis and trans! just general gender things and how it runs in society. it's very interesting!)
adhd & general neurodivergence (as an adhd-haver)
general psychology sociology things :)
honestly critically analysing any media tbh hmu it's time to be WOKE!!!!!!!!
gym... weightlifting is so fire. i skip cardio, sorry (FOR NOW... i'm extremely busy)
works that make me happy:
(i don't say fandom because i don't really engage in fandom activities lmao)
sky: children of the light: 2020-2022 player, but i still LOVE encountering sky art in the wild. singlehandedly the NICEST community HANDS DOWN. rec for the phenomenal atmosphere and vibes.
ghibli: i grew up with ghibli. i have watched almost every single ghibli work in existence. i am a ghibli PRO. my neighbour totoro and when marnie was there are my favs.
chainsaw man: batshit insane. 10/10 experience.
pokemon: also my childhood. dear to my heart
jewelpet: SO nostalgic. also niche af NO ONE EVER TALKS ABT THIS! i wish there was still jewelpet merch around. i used to have so many of their toys as a kid but i lost them all :( currently hunting for labra's jewel charm egg (see below)
honorable mentions:
my little pony made me an insufferable 8 y/o
warrior cats made me a furry*
animal jam turned me trans*
*joke. im not a furry (but they are cool :))
assortment of cool internet finds:
loved; short game. very symbolic VERY ANALYSABLE which is my fav thing ever.
i will add more as i think of/encounter em..
credits
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
Hey, I’m doing a picrew chain!
Here’s mine!
@kamala-msmarvel-khan @supermilkshakebanana @mylifeingotham @thatspiderguyfromyt
im just gonna jump in here and say that my instagram feed thinks i'm a lesbian. a newly cracked lesbian trans girl specifically. I KEEP GETTING LESBIAN TRANS REELS AND "BASIC INFORMATION ABOUT LESBIANS AND GENDER" GUIDES. YOU'RE NOT ALONE NICK 😭
my fyp is crowded with lesbians.
hello lesbians :3
tried out apothecary diaries the other day, got inspired to do a study, redrew jinmao as Gustav Klimt's "The Kiss", died
ive been sick for a while so excuse the messiness
he/him 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ | soon-to-be art studenti draw & ramble sometimesart: #rainn art | @rainncoater-art for art only
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