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an accurate depiction of our academic life, thank u confusion 🛐🛐

working makes me feel bad so i can't work, but enjoying myself also makes me feel bad so i can't enjoy myself. and now i'm stuck here for 8 hours having done Nothing.

me x evil!final exams 10k slowburn angst and hurt no comfort one-sided pining toxic relationship

for being awesome friend!

OMGSDHGJABNSM

cw: (unrealistic) full thickness burns

it's just a burning memory.

CWMCC DAY 1

BLOSSOM / BURN

had a character who fit both prompts so i thought why not! i'm sorry babygirl we had to set you on fire for the plot 😔

exams got me in a chokehold and not in the sexy kind of way

why are you so sweet (and hot) and I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

YTA I don't understand why you can't even do the bare minimum of showing up. Men these days are so lazy and incompetent. At least the Honda was an active contributing member of society by putting itself out there. This is why you should date me instead.

Vivipary - when seeds sprout while still being attached to its mother fruit

Art by qiaofu