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The offers that can't be refused: the Metatron-Beelzebub parallels.

Because people keep telling Crowley said no, Aziraphale said yes. Oh, God, give me strength.

Crowley said he rejected Hell's offer, but did he? Let's compare the Beelzebub's and Metatron's methods. Let's find the parallels between the scenes.

The appearance of the superiors is accompanied by bell ringing in both cases.

Crowley and Aziraphale are unpleasantly surprised, they exclaim their superiors' names. Why would such high-ranking bosses personally visit a traitors' hideout?

They remind about the arrangement with their superiors.

The threats: the direct one from Hell, the veiled one from Heaven.

The change of guises.

The flattery.

The knowledge of the Earth as the deciding factor for their choices.

The mentions of Gabriel. It's logical for the conversation with Beelzebub, because the Prince's of Hell motives are already clear. Crowley was summoned for the purpose of finding their beloved Archangel.

What is the reason the Metatron mentions him? And as a benchmark for assessing Aziraphale's actions. From the point of view of the Voice's of God manipulative art, one can understand why. Aziraphale cannot be evaluated on the Michael or Uriel scale, because he himself considers them as bad angels.

And finally, the position offers. Crowley nodds while looking at Beelzebub, Aziraphale says he don't want to go to Heaven.

Bonus: the threats of erasing from the Book of Life. Crowley rushes to Aziraphale intending to save him. And Aziraphale having received additional threats from the Metatron tries to reproduce their conversation for Crowley.

They're the same, Your Honour!

Crowley has refused to be a Duke of Hell just like Aziraphale has agreed to be a Supreme Archangel. Neither of them have responded yes or no.

It's clear this demon lied to Beelzebub, but his angel is also very experienced in this matter. And Aziraphale is accused of doing exactly as Crowley did. Without a chance to get out of it, he decided to keep silent, so as not to incur the wrath of his superior. Namely the Metatron who is even higher in rank than Beelzebub.

what if Pomni and Ragatha were to kissith

Two woman kissing in Caine's Christian Digital Circus? I think not!! This isn't hate towards Caine at all btw xD he's actually one of my fav characters! But I just thought it'd be funny if the person that coded his censors was an old fart or somethin lol Anyway don't expect me to reply to an ask with a comic or even a drawing like this often. The idea just popped in my head n wouldn't leave till I made this-

Also because I'm not a monster, here's the uncensored version

Slugs meet warm floor

original photo/meme:

what if there was some sorta bar where machines can drink blood and stuff...

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cropped version

Shitpost from our partner @pictured-as-perfect. (He does not like posting on Tumblr, so I offered to do it for him.)

cute pookie.

Inv is a cutie

Томочка из проекта же один. Вдохновлено всем подряд.

Давно меня здесь не было, мьь.😋 встречайте.

Это больше не человек.

Смесь из чего-то посередине, металла и костей, венец творения.

Существование – таблетки, горстями, чтобы не болело если ещё вдруг могло, капельницы, уколы.

Разум давно просочился, вытек слюной с подбородка на больничную рубашку.

Всё тягучее, медленное, вязкое, заполняющее лёгкие по горло и топящее изнутри.

Кажется стены тоже сочились чем-то вязким и чёрным, противным на вылизанной, жгуче-белой плитке. От их выбеленности и яркого света словно сломанной лампочкой гудела голова. Он и не пытался попросить убавить свет от которого его замученное существо совсем переставало даже делать вид, что пытается функционировать и поддерживать жизнь.

Он оказался первым, невинный, словно с неба ангел, хрустящий битым стеклом под колёсами, липнущий перьями в перемешку с дохлыми голубями на ревущей машине, мчащейся вперёд.

Он пахнет рвотой и страхом, в пустых, налитых кровью глазах ни тени рассудка.

Он что-то большее, оставленное гнить в клинической идиотии, супе из органов. Прожжённая память где-то на дне банки с мозгом, в котором смысла не больше чем в наливании чая в разбитую чашку. Обжигая стечёт на колени, мозг или чай? А имеет значение? Он бы на всё смотрел через пелену ослепляющей тьмы и тихого света, отдалённо пульсирующего в остатках черепа за глазницами.

Чего ему до них всех? Он преисполнен в своём существе, идеал баланса двух сторон, которые враждовали чтобы абсолюту было суждено родиться. Святое создание, вылезшее из склизкого чрева войны людей с перемолотыми внутренностями, цирком уродов и продуманной ложью, влитой щёлочью в раскрытые детские рты. Может они все пытались верить сказкам и чудесам, хотя настоящим чудом всегда был разлагающийся труп на колёсах, сплавленный с ними, вросший в сладкую ржавчину.

Ни человек, ни монстр, ни зверь.

Верх совершенства.

Is it just me who sees this, or is LfL fandom sometimes forgetting what the point of the plot is?

Willy will never be Larry.

Never wanted to be him.

And probably wouldn't want to choose him as a cover.

The whole city knows about Larry and Willy. and they are ABSOLUTELY different. fundamentally. and this is, in fact, the point. that Willy screwed up. because I'm 100% sure that everyone who knows Larry would immediately know that it's not him. just because it's OBVIOUS. Willy simply didn't have the time or chance to change anything, he needed at least something, at least some kind of cover. and in a moment of common sense, he would never choose as the cover the person with whom every second citizen probably greets. even such a short-lived one cover, and it IS short-lived one. Guys, don't forget: this is cut skin. it will begin to rot and smell very tasty in day, maximum two days.😋

Willy has no desire to be Larry. there is no goal to take this life for himself. This is very dangerous and unprofitable for a terrible criminal who has escaped from prison.

combining them into one character is strange, just like seeing Larry as Willy (and most people draw Larry as Willy. I can’t blame them, it’s hard for me to move away from such a vision too, we are told throughout the game that this is “Larry”, but we even found out that they look completely different).

Minos' snakes - found out today that the parasites truly were his pet snakes!!! thats... kinda obvious in retrospect. so i decided to design them as more similar to one another

@emstargazer suggested that sisyphus would have given minos said snakes. couldn't agree more.