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Оуэн, когда проект же один вырвался и сдержать его не выходит, но в целом оно работает правильно:

boop boop!

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влезу в фд у которого не знаю есть ли русская часть достаточная, но

если вы знаете проект же один который продолжение депо 17

то вот вам динамика людей, именно человеков энни/дизель потому что могу я

- то самое почти позабытое обращение "душа моя" друг к другу

- дизель просто отчаянный романтик, ну и сам по себе эмоциональный

- энни наоборот, спокойная, тихая, но любящая так же сильно

- очень ласкаются сильно, вот просто ласковые, очень нежные по отношению друг к другу

- те самые мило танцующие под дождём в обнимку

- вообще не смотря на эмоциональность дизеля и его вечную взбудораженность он умеет успокоиться и провести несколько часов, тихо разговаривая с возлюбленной, просто сидя, без своего этого "давай туда сходим погулять до вечера?", "пойдём в ресторан вечером, красиво оденемся и пойдём??", "а закат посмотрим сегодня?", "пойдём покажу кое-что СРОЧНО!!"

- вообще сладули и отношение других к ним либо "ооо, какие же они милые, мечта, а не отношения 🥹", либо "ой фу как приторно то..."

- вечерами танцуют под классику с вином, а что

- дизель как будто так и не признал, что они в браке и как носился за энни, добиваясь её внимания, так и носиться, подарки, цветы... и не признаёт, что энни любила и любит его так, она пыталась уже притормозить его, но бессмысленно

- дизель играет на гитаре и учит для энни любовные песни или какие-то мелодии красивые, поёт не профессионально, но ОЧЕНЬ старается

- энни была именно оперной певицей и иногда они с мужем поют вместе, во время и после чего дизель просто не может успокоиться, такой счастливый ещё час точно, просто невозможно

- у них разница в возрасте: дизелю 21, энни 32

Apricity's first little comic! Ruffles is a very loyal slugcat, I'll have you know.

Apricity is an AU set between Rivulet and Saint's campaigns that assumes that Rivulet was sent to investigate conditions around Five Pebbles and Moon, given the mark of communication by-- of all iterators-- Unparalleled Innocence. A pearl from Moon's area carried back to UI reveals that, perhaps, it may be worth a shot sending some instructions.

In the meantime, with no contact between the rest of the local group and FP/Moon, the local group has been busy. Busy with what? Well, with abandoning their slowly deteriorating cans and going to the one with the best chance of long-term survival, but perhaps more is going on than just that...

And Spearmaster makes a return! (Not dying on my watch.)

РЕБЯТ РЕБЯТ

ИДЕЯ ДАВНЯЯ, НИКАК ИЗ ГОЛОВЫ НЕ ВЫЙДЕТ.

Дуэт Оуэна и Кейта, где Кейт электро, а Оуэн скрипка

Не отрицайте, это канон.

as a keepsake.

slugcat icons :3

Hunter.

This shelter? To hold...

ME?!?

It's Slugsyphus Prime!

The Big Damn Kiss

Buckle up, my fellow Good Omens Ineffable Mystery Puzzlers, Crackpotters, and Assorted Brainrotters, because I learned something HUGE yesterday.

This will be a bit of a long post, because I want to show you exactly how I got where I am. I want you to understand. I want to put all the naysayers to bed (ha! But I'm still gonna try), and settle this once and for all.

I know (almost) exactly what Crowley gave to Aziraphale during the kiss.

DO NOT TAKE ANY OF MY THEORIES TO NEIL! PLEASE!

Okay? Okay. Thanks. Shall we begin?

Ahem.

Firstly, whether you believe me or not, I am 100% certain that Crowley did, indeed, give something to Aziraphale in his mouth during The Kiss. I've covered that in the link previous. Okay? Okay.

I did not know what it was. I've now heard theories that it was a bullet (nope), a ball bearing (nope), hellfire (nope), and no one, NO ONE has suggested what I see. (If you have, hello! Talk to me!)

Here's our first foreshadowing Clue:

And here's our next foreshadowing Clue:

And the next:

And our last Clue:

With me so far? Well, that first GIF is a bit off, I couldn't find one of Crowley actually spitting out the flies. But he does. When Beelzebub first drags him to Hell, he actually goes "Pleaugh!" and spits out four or five flies. Edit: Found it!

Moving right along, we come to Crowley in Heaven with Muriel, looking at the trial. We learn two important things here:

One, Gabriel doesn't have a desk.

Two, Muriel does. Where they keep the records. And it's a bit lonely. Every few hundred years, someone comes and asks for something. Muriel can't access the sensitive ones, you have to be pretty high up. A throne, dominion, or higher. Like, maybe Supreme Archangel?

So if Gabriel doesn't have a desk, whose desk is he at when he's getting ready to leave Heaven? Of course I can't find a damn picture of Gabriel at the desk, but it's Muriel's. Where they keep the RECORDS.

Gabriel puts his memory into the fly, then gets on the elevator to go to Earth.

Now, when Gabriel opens the fly with his memories inside, we find out that it's a container. Bigger on the inside. You can put thing(S) in it. The bit we see of him remembering is shot in two parts, one where he's flying down a red tunnel, one where he's flying down a blue. If you slow this scene down and watch, you can see that he is NOT looking at just his own memories. There is more going on here, more that he was not present for. @embracing-the-ineffable put up a great meta about that here. Go look!

Now I figured Gabriel must have taken something else. Something important. Something useful. Something he meant to give to Aziraphale, except he forgot.

I also figured he must have left whatever it was in the fly when he took his memories out. Crowley must have realized while watching the trial footage that Gabriel also grabbed something else. I don't know when Crowley grabs the fly, but he does. And that is what he gives to Aziraphale in the kiss. Why? Well.

I had no idea what Gabriel took until I started working on the chiastic structure of season 2. I'm not done with that analysis yet, but let me show you one thing that I have found so far:

(The numbers are just to try and help me navigate the story and its events without time stamps)

My note #357 of what happens isn't quite right, but when I saw the only two times Aziraphale says "I forgive you" are towards the beginning of Season 2 and towards the end, I realized I had something.

Rephrase line 357: Crowley's kiss is forgiven IN EXCHANGE FOR RECORDS.

(Not that I think Crowley's kiss needs to be forgiven. It's just what Aziraphale says, and had to say at that moment, because the Metatron was listening in.)

What does Heaven in Good Omens remind us of most of all?

A big corporate entity. And what do powerful people do when they get fired from a big corporate entity? They download all their emails while they're cleaning out their desks. Damning emails. Emails that can be used to black mail or even destroy big corporate entities. Or, ya know, maybe they swipe some sensitive RECORDS?

Oh yes.

Records that Gabriel meant to give to Aziraphale, but he forgot. Records that Crowley realized Gabriel had put in the fly. The fly that Crowley grabbed once Gabriel had his memory out. The fly that he gave to Aziraphale when he kissed him. The fly that no longer held Gabriel's memory, but did still contain those damning records.

Here's Aziraphale reading the records:

Here's Aziraphale being horrified and outraged by what he's reading:

And here's Aziraphale realizing he has got some GOOD DIRT on Heaven. Maybe enough to bring them down:

That's it folks. I have no idea what the records actually say, and maybe we're not meant to know until season 3, but whatever it is, it's GOOD.

That's my story, and by God Herself, I'm sticking to it.