Me When I'm Fixated On A Very Much Alive Fandom Way Less Then A Dead One.

hnnfmsha whqt if i dont WANNA put in the effort to make a quality post.

i CANNOT VISUAL8ZENSHIT i am a MACHINE who can THEORIZE on what something would look like but i cannot physically fucking COMPREHEND a GODDAMN VISUALIZATION

STOP being FUCKING AUTISTIC you LITTLE CUNT it makes it IMPOSSOBLE for you to be good at anything that ISNT ARTSY i was not BORN TO BE AN ARTIST i was born to CALCULATE and COMPREHEND THE FOURTH DIMENSION.

Yunno. Since with P03, the only way to make a child logically is for him to build one, that means HE'D be the one conceiving it, which means he's the pregnant one.

Hi! I love reading all your headcanons, Aus, and the Chaoscule. I was wondering if maybe you could do some headcanon/ about the Chaoscule with a S/O who’s pregnant? For example, how they would help with morning sickness.

38+2 weeks? 

PREGANANANT?! 

Okay, jokes aside, I will try and pull this one through. I don’t have anything against it, it’s just the topic of pregnancy makes me feel dysphoric and uncomfortable in general. But since it’s an ask and The Chaoscule is something that I enjoy, I will do my best to do what I can. I hope you enjoy this and have a good rest of your day/night!

The Chaoscule with a pregnant S/O. 

CW: If the topic of pregnancy or sickness makes you uncomfortable, do not interact. Maybe read one of my other posts or posts that other people have made. 

When they first found out that you were pregnant, they were shocked to say the least.

But that wouldn’t stop them from being the best lovers and parents they could towards you and their child/children. (Idk you make the amount of kids you want idc) 

They were very worried when morning sickness (metaphorically) kicked you in the gut.

P03 would make little machines that could help you while you were pregnant, such as getting food/water or picking up and carrying things for you.

Grimora meanwhile would make you tea to soothe any stomach aches. She will also make sure to help get from place to place in case you ever need any help.

Leshy is very excited and also nervous. He always wanted to have children of his own one day. But at the same time he really wants to make sure that the child/children have a good and safe childhood. 

Magnificus looks calm on the outside. But on the inside he’s a nervous wreck. And he’s also bad at hiding it. It’s not that he's unhappy, he’s overjoyed. It’s just that Magnificus doesn’t want to screw up the child’s/children’s childhood. He’s already done that with his pupils and Mags doesn’t want to make the same mistake again. 

When you start going into labor almost all of them go into a frenzied panic. 

Grimora is the one to be shaken, but still composed. She manages to calm the others down while trying to help you. She makes P03 get some water, Leshy gets some fabric, and Magnificus gets the scissors. (You know which ones). Grimora stays with you to help you deliver the child/children. She’s been around the block long enough to know how. 

Once you deliver the child/children and they and you are alright, Grimora calls the other three over. 

Oh boy is everyone emotional, maybe even you.

This child/these children are/is the luckiest person/people ever. Like one of the most successful challengers and all four of the Scrybes as their parents? Impressive. 

You decide to name the child/children (insert name[s]), and they all agree. 

Leshy would love to explore the woods with them and tell stories. While Grimora would love to give them a tour around the graveyard and introduce them to the dead. P03 would enjoy teaching them the mechanics around the factory, while Magnificus would enjoy teaching them art and how to draw and paint. 

You would teach them the different methods and strategies with each of the cards, in case they ever want to become a Scrybe or Challenger.

All in all, you're all just one big happy family.

A/N: I love this so much. I honestly don’t really feel that dysphoric as much as when I first started, I just wanted to keep the first part there for personal growth :) 

THESE OUTFITS?? ACCEPTABLE.

THIS WAS MY THEATRE FINAL LMAO

this is like the best thing

ever

to everyone who has asked me to draw them rapping

TG: check it out we in the home like stuck

TG: nah that sucked

CG: YEAH THAT WAS FUCKING ATROCIOUS. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????

TG: alright hang on

TG: im underground like i’m in thug pro goin skater 3

TG: got your girl to ollie round she wanna get a piece of me

TG: and i might partake in booty quake but i aint down to wait im gonna flake

TG: cus my true homeboy coming up were featuring m.c. vantas kake

CG: ...

TG: ok now its your turn

CG: VANTAS KAKE.

TG: yep now lets go

CG: BITCHES WHO CALL ME VANTAS KAKE ABOUT TO GET A STERN WORD

CG: SO KEEP THOSE EARHOLES OPEN FOR THIS SOUND-DEFACING MOUTH TURD

CG: I CAME OUT HERE TO SATISFY MY BEST BRO’S BANAL FANTASIES

CG: AND NOW I’M TRAPPED IN RHYTHM HELL, GOT SUICIDAL TENDENCIES

TG: damn

CG: MOTHER GRUB IMBUED MY ASS WITH A BLOODPUSHER STRONG ENOUGH TO SPEAK

CG: TANGLED WORDS RIGHT OUT THE GROANSHAFT THAT PAINT ME LIKE A FUCKING FREAK

TG: yeah

CG: CAPRICORNIAN THE WAY I’M GOING TO CLOWN TOWN ON THIS FUCKING BEAT

CG: KNIGHT OF BLOOD, KNIGHT OF TIME, KNIGHTS OF RHYME BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS PEAK.

TG: what the fuck

TG: wait how did you do that

CG: YOUR TURN.

TG: rap city jesus downtown eating up bars like fresh green celery

TG: my boy karkat got the visceral flow of the motherfucking century

CG: AND BRO YOUR MAN DAVE’S GOT DELIRIOUS BEATS TO SPARE

TG: time 4 blood coming at ya

CG: AND DJ CRABAPPLE DON’T PLAY FAIR.

TG: boom

CG: THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? WILL I FINALLY STOP SPENDING EVERY WAKING MINUTE WITH THE CONSTANT LOOMING THREAT OF YOU ASKING ME TO RAP WITH YOU?

TG: dude that was awesome

TG: you are awesome

CG: ... SERIOUSLY?

TG: fucking yes and we are doing this all the time now

TG: where making this hapen

buncha doodles of ocs lol

(the fucked up cat looking thign is bf's oc its fucked up)

oh and angst shit under the cut

it is so safe to be around please put your arm into the inclosure it wont bite i promise

delirious biznasty

i hate this stupid oc i made its like a fucking mary sue oc cunt ass BITCH fucking ANIMATION MEME LOOKIN ASS WHORE!!!

I agree.

i just need to beat someone up itd make me feel better i think

*Jevil. Jevil Nyan cat. Who should I make next I've already made Spamton and myself. This is getting CHAOTIC

*Aggie doodles I forgot to post but also it's all shitposts

*Kiwi Spamton wasn't drawn by me </3

*Everything else was, though.

*(I'm sorry I forgot the original person who drew me and Spamton as a magpie and kiwi bird I can't them for credit ):)