Sorry Bud Hate To Break It To Ya But—

REAL

if i ever get teleported to redacted-ville or whatever, best believe the first thing i'm doing is going to wonderworld and busting out an oscar worthy performance. catch me like:

'oh no! i'm gravely injured and stumbling through this...this...abandoned theme park? i am so scared and in need of assistance. in fact, it is quite probable i am on the very brink of death!

if only there was a...i don't know...a five hundred year old, french, vampiric aristocrat around who could suck on my neck sloppy style until i am freed from this mortal coil and made into a bloodsucking creature of the night?

I SAID, 'IF ONLY-'

Tank Frfr gave Sam the gawk gawk 3000, they was gargling on that shit Frfr

Im waiting for someone to say Tank gave Sam that Gawk gawk 3000

Don’t know if this has been done before- but-

What I personally think the redacted boys and listeners favorite monster flavor would be.

The boi’s first^^

David: either the regular or the Java monster, I feel like he wouldn’t drink them avidly but he’d drink them if he needed to get something done if he didn’t have enough energy.

Asher: Green or the Fruit juice one. He likes the combo of sweet and sour so usually he’ll pick depending on the mood lol.

Milo: I don’t think they sell them anymore- but monster had a tea brand for a little bit and they weren’t half bad to me personally, so I think he’d like the green tea monster a lot^^ and he definitely was upset when they stopped selling them, so now he just drinks any of the coffee ones.

Sam: Darlin’ had to get him to try one, and it was the white one so once every blue moon he’ll get the white one and drink it.

Vincent: either the Strawberry lemonade one or gold. I am firm on them, and he had a short phase in drinking monster for a little while.

Porter: Gold. No explanation needed.

Gavin: Rosa, he likes it because 1. It’s fucking pink 2. It’s fizzy, I have a personal headcannon that Gavin and Caelum love any carbonated drink because they like the fizz lol.

Damien: he doesn’t drink them. He drinks redbull.

Huxley: the mango one^^ you can never go wrong with a classic, and he sometimes drinks them before going to the gym.

Lasko: Orange, it taste like starbursts to him and he’ll drink it like his life depends on it.

Listeners^^

Angel: Any of the coffee ones, they are a life line for them. When working they always have one on hand, when they are gaming, they always have one on hand, when they are doing chores- THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE ON HAND.

Baabe: Any of the rehab flavors, or just the regular one, they don’t really drink them unless they need to key in on something important.

Sweetheart: Gold, because it fits their aesthetic✨✨

Darlin: they will drink any flavor as long as it gets the job done.

Lovely: The purple one. They also would make battery acid 100%.

Treasure: The Aussie Lemonade, I don’t know why.

Freelancer: They mostly drink the Strawberry lemonade one as well, but they personally really love ultra black. And they have ordered a pack of them on several occasions they just never last long for them😭

Co-worker: They don’t drink energy drinks😭

These are personal headcannons lol, let me know what you think!!

1. Either Geordi or Gavin right now❤️

2. Asher’s(come on—bbg is so sweet and perverted who couldn’t love him🥰)

3. Either Huxley’s, David, or James—I can’t pick I love all of their voices depending on my mood-

4.Right now Project Meridian has me on the edge of my seat.

5. Blake—I love yandere’s, and I love how Erik writes HIS yandere’s especially.

6. Lasko and Damien’s!! They both make me giggle🤭

7. Lasko!! I love him so much! He’s so precious!❤️❤️

8. Avoir. Hands down amazing character!

Some redacted favorite ask ideas-

Who’s your all time favorite character?

Favorite personality?

Favorite voice?

Favorite storyline?

Favorite villain?

Favorite laugh?

Favorite elemental?

Favorite demon?

My answers below 😈

1. Sam- my sweet husky southern hunky baby boy 💕

2. This one is tough, it’s a three way tie between Sam, David and Elliot. (Maybe Guy also? God this is too hard a question)

3. Sam or Guy

4. Definitely either the balance or project meridian

5. Blakey poo- my darling little red flag ❤️‍🩹

6. G U Y (his chortle soothes something warm and deep in my soul)

7. Damien 🔥

8. Gavin, I love me a classic.

A pair up with that I forgot to mention is that their fangs grow slightly longer too^^

Head cannon Nobody asked for but— whenever vampires get angry or enraged to the full extent, I’ve always imagined the sclera part of their eyes turn red, on some Castlevania type shit.

Right so I finally checked out redacted TikTok(which i stayed away from for the longest time since I’ve joined tumblr and the fandom in general because of heard horror stories) and I don’t think I’ve ever been more annoyed in my life—I see why it gets a bad reputation.

Spoilers kinda

HUXLEY SAYING- “I’m too much…” HIT WAY TO CLOSE TO FUCKING HOME-

STOP😭😭😭

hearing sam say baby 😩

How I’m hell does water catch on fire—did you put gasoline in it-?

Sixxx I burnt the water.

@ramenwaitr3ss

An alternate universe where everything went to shit, because baby caelum doesn't exist+Davids dead :]

I beg someone ANYONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE IMPERIUM