Do You Ever Start Writing A Comment On The Internet And Then Think “oh What The Fuck Am I Going On

I can only think of the first sentence in Patricia's voice

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Well if this ain't relatable af

Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken

i'm like the smaller version of a nische micro-celebrity. what scientists are calling "not famous"