Going To social Event As A Couple For The Thirst Time  ✨✨✨

The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a weird magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary.

monsterfuckers come get yer milk

I'm not celebrating regaining your humanity-

Sir I was on my knees for you when you were scary

You are an engineer specialising in repairing robotic androids, in a world where they have gained full awareness, and proclaimed their wish to co-exist with humanity, rather than wage war. Now, damaged androids keep coming to you for repairs, while referring to you as a doctor.

Tauros and/or the Dodrio line. I feel like it’s obvious, but if there’s any stories behind it, they’d be fun to hear.

bored asf

second rb game for the day

but as your resident scaredy-meowth- thought this would be fun

Reblog with a pokemon and i'll tell you why i'm scared of it

if i'm not scared of it i'll list reasons why other people could be scared of it

*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

TAUROS IS BALLING!!!!

you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home

Broke Brain: Lynels as a proud warrior race that live by a strong code and are 10,000% in control and competent at all times

Giga Brain: Lynels are chill and really like being around others, but are so bad at social interaction that they have to kill you about it

I hold these thoughts for the Gerudo as well, but less so because Lynels never leave my mind. Anyway, this is as good a time as any to mention that I’m working on BoTW themed stories for absolutely no reason.

Ganonhorf, though you were really close with Ganonhoof.