I'm Standing Around At Work Thinking About This AU And Now I'm Imagining That Paps And Sans Have A Conversation

late night college papyrus doodles

i had a dream last night where the chromatic crew went on a road trip and some old woman was driving the car for some apparent reason. cross and epic were in the front while killer, color and delta were in the back, and the whole time cross and epic were being all lovey dovey. also the world was ending????

i’m so scared rn what does this mean. i can’t make this up. crepic has made its way into my dreams. someone help me.

I LOVE IT WHEN THEY INTERACT. FUCK!!!! IN XCHARA’S UVS STUDIOS ADVENTURES THEY WERE BESTIES… XCHARA WAS STUCK IN THW BODY OF A KID AND WANTED A FRIEND AND HE FOUND CHARA AND THEY WERE TEEN BUDDIES… AND EVEN NOW THEY ARE STILL BESTIES… GOD I NEED THEM TO INTERACT MORE

art by jakei

You don’t even wanna know what came over me when I doodled this

all I knew was “I HAVE to make my fav bestie look so cool, it’s what he would’ve wanted”

I like the idea of sans and toriel doing old lady stuff together

What have we concluded from sans aus? everything goes to shit without Papyrus!

This is literally so much funnier when you look at Jakei’s posts. Like look at how stupid he looks here. And he can lift an entire bus. I’m sorry but that’s hilarious.

really funny to me that cross is canonically 4’7 but 99% of portrayals of him have him as this big tall buff alpha guy. by god he is not 6’0 or more his ass don’t tower over nothin!! i think cross meeting Very Tall him would make him mad i think. i could have been turbo type thing but with height

sanses in general portrayed as really tall is funny to me. they are like one pixel taller than a child who’s like 11 or something. this guy is small. i want more selfship art of them but if you/your sona is taller they have to bend down to kiss. carry under the armpits like cat. come on. or like general ships with characters taller than them. soriel but sans is carried in her purse like a white fluffy dog.

its also really funny too in a multiversal way again. the guys who destroyed everything you love in the most brutal ways are armrest height at most. and the people expected to save you are also armrest height at best but one of them is so especially short he would probably drown in a rain puddle.

Old uniforms

Hey Cross can you say BOI to papyrus

Talk sprites by Jakei95.