Lore Accurate Chuuya Canonically Drives A 2006 Sparkly Barbie Motorcycle

If this isn’t chuuya

Violets are the symbols of lesbian love and Rio making them grow around Agatha’s body is so important to me in indescribable levels

This is exactly what I’ve been needing. 💜

Incoming message…

"stop pursuing me" agatha says as if she doesn't leave a trail of bodies for her ex to clean up

Sanders Sides Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Thomas:

Patton:

Roman:

Logan:

Virgil:

Deceit:

Remus:

Joan:

Talyn:

Terrence:

@thatsthat24

"fireball this, banishment that—" do you think wizards have to call their moms for help making potions bc theirs never work quite like hers. do you think they sit there struggling to write down coherent recipes while their moms dictate based entirely on vibes and made up units of measurement like "a pinch" and "some." do you think they bicker w their moms over the proper order to add ingredients, and how no they're not going too slow, and what the hell do you MEAN it'll be done in '20-ish' minutes. do you think that when they fall in battle and need to be healed they wake up to the taste of home lingering in their mouths.

💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Bag of Goodberry Gummy Fish
Wondrous item, uncommon ___

“Goodberry gummy fish" are gooey sweets that look like Tiny, gelatinous fish. When found, they typically come in bags of 1d6 + 10 gummies, which are almost always red.

A "goodberry gummy fish" functions like a single goodberry, as if by the "goodberry" spell, except that eating a gummy also grants you a swimming speed of 30 feet for 1 hour.

Alternatively, you can use an action to submerge a gummy in water to magically animate it, using the quipper’s statistics. If you submerge 5 or more gummies in water at the same time, they become a swarm of quippers instead of five separate ones. The quippers are friendly to you, but aren’t magically compelled to obey any of your commands. After 1 hour, the animated gummies dissolve and are destroyed. ___

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You call what you did “special treatment”?