When You Actually Have To Do The Job You Applied For After Lying About How Capable And Great You Are

missed drawing gravity falls stuff-

“You want a straight answer, ask a straight lady”

“Teenager!” “Damn, using his full name.”

“I’m the queerent” “haha. 😐”

“What can i say, i like bad boys”

AND its devastating? Time in a Bottle?? Quicksilver’s song??? Ive been murdered from how good this episode was

Agatha All Along I Follow Me My Friend, To Glory at the End

Aubrey Plaza as Rio Vidal/Death in AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024) 01x08 | "Follow Me My Friend / To Glory at the End"

This is the best idea in the history of film.

Agatha and Rio’s back and forth when Billy is in the greenhouse is so funny

Rio: Power looks good on you Agatha: Honey, everything looks good on me [fighting noises] Rio: Seems like you’re having fun Agatha: Who, me? [cackles]

Babe you are fighting for your life right now

whatever you do don't ever think about how the literal DEATH is crying over agatha harkness dying

i’ll probably expand on this later, but the best ADHD Hack ™ I’ve found/sussed out is: 

bundle habits together, but don’t bundle tasks together.

I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

Agatha harkness gotta be the greatest scammer of all time. Inventing/popularizing a ballad about a series of which trials that don’t even exist, gathering covens like an MLM, then annoying them so bad about their inability to access said nonexistent trials that they blast you with magic thus feeding your succubus powers. lol .