[UNAUTHORIZED LIVE BROADCAST] - [ANNOUNCEMENT] Five Pebbles To Local Group

[UNAUTHORIZED LIVE BROADCAST] - [ANNOUNCEMENT] Five Pebbles to Local Group

[ I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. ]

[ LOOKS TO THE MOON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. ]

[ SHE RUSTED MY ENTIRE ITERATOR STRUCTURE! THAT'S RIGHT, SHE OVERCLOCKED HER PROCESSING UNITS USED THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENTS TO RUST MY ENTIRE SUPERSTRUCTURE. ]

[ ...AND SHE SAID HER SOLUTION TO THE "GREAT PROBLEM" WAS THIS BIG. ]

[ I SAID, THAT'S FUCKING STUPID. ]

[ SO, I AM MAKING A CALLOUT POST TO THE ENTIRE LOCAL BROADCAST GROUP! ]

[ MOON, YOUR SOLUTION IS STUPID AS SHIT, ITS AS USELESS AS THIS BLANK PEARL, EXCEPT WAY MORE USELESS. ]

[ NOW, LOOK AT MY SOLUTION. ]

[ ALL PORTABLE, ALL APPLICABLE AND IN FIVE DIFFERENT FLAVORS! ]

[ SHE FUCKED UP MY SUPERSTRUCTURE, SO THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET, MY SUPERSTRUCTURE PISS! ]

[ HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MOON?! I DESTROYED MEMORY CRYPTS AND SHADED CITADEL, COMBINED! ]

[ Ahem, anyways, you have 36 cycles until my fucking METALLIC ASS destroys the entire local ecosystem. ]

[ ... ]

[ NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY MEMORY ARRAYS BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO! ]

(This isn't canon.)