This, Only I Don't Know Anything About Any Of These Things And Generally Would Just Like More Friends

No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

2am chocolate milk

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity