Fun Fact. Nothing Can Stop You From Finding The Oldest Art Your Friend Has Ever Made On Their Blog And

bro she didn’t “let you smash” she was an active participant in the mutual smashing process

as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

Every time I see my mutuals post in their native tongue that I don't understand I'm like yes 🥰 that's language babes 💖