Did Yoy Know If You Look Really Closely At Passing Cars Headlight You Can See A Ghost Named Bavid??

Are you getting a divorce?

Wanna trade left eyes?

I thnink one day I’m going to lose my left eye? Throughout my life I have had the strong sense that it should not be there and. In my dreams I am frequently blind in that eye or get blinded, one time I woke up and it was still closed. I instinctually close that eye when focusing on things. I am posting this so in like 15 years when I lose it I have proof I knew

The fabric people are coming.

at first i thought i was god, now I realise I'm erotic flesh jesus. this is because I can hear the spider. it whispers to me at night while I sleep. gives me divine messages. and makes me hypersexual

It therefore it is☺️

do you think htey call it weed because it makes you go weee then they give you the d

Gender is what’s in your pants? Well luckily

Which one of us got stabbed in the leg again?

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

today, in the span of 5 hours i: rammed my arm into a ladder, ran into a wall, spilled paint on the floor, got paint on the wall, tripped on stairs, and spilled a glass of milk on myself. i am gods clumsiest soldier.

i think they deserve to have a ambient sound(reward)

They should invent spiders that are louder