Today, In The Span Of 5 Hours I: Rammed My Arm Into A Ladder, Ran Into A Wall, Spilled Paint On The Floor,

Always and forever baby!

arthur lester

Uncrustable? heh.… maybe to a liberal like yourself

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

His name is bavid❤️

Did yoy know if you look really closely at passing cars headlight you can see a ghost named bavid??

Are you getting a divorce?

My dick bendy like a silly straw

Wanna trade left eyes?

I thnink one day I’m going to lose my left eye? Throughout my life I have had the strong sense that it should not be there and. In my dreams I am frequently blind in that eye or get blinded, one time I woke up and it was still closed. I instinctually close that eye when focusing on things. I am posting this so in like 15 years when I lose it I have proof I knew

something that scares me is what if those giant squids in the ocean turn evil. like malicious and shit. what fucking chance do i stand against any squid let alone a giant one. i cant even swim

Im whimsical and can be trusted with responsibility

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

do you think htey call it weed because it makes you go weee then they give you the d