Im Whimsical And Can Be Trusted With Responsibility

Which one of us got stabbed in the leg again?

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

picrew chain time!! make yourself a cheeky little icon using this picrew, reblog & tag ur pals!! to start us off: @lightyaoigami @lightyakami @deelavis @dreamfilleddonuts @catboymettaton @vorareromantic @queer-omens-in-the-archives

they call it a laptop because im topping it than its grinding on my lap

Gender is what’s in your pants? Well luckily

do you think htey call it weed because it makes you go weee then they give you the d

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

List Challenges

Tumblr's 101 Favorite Films

this is just what i casually observed as the overlap between popular tumblr users top 100/150 lists how many characters does this thing

I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3

hey baby, are those ants in your pocket or is your dick foraging for sustenance?

Despite all the railings it has received, my dick has yet to be OSHA approved.

at first i thought i was god, now I realise I'm erotic flesh jesus. this is because I can hear the spider. it whispers to me at night while I sleep. gives me divine messages. and makes me hypersexual