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The fabric people are coming.

When Mr beast transitions do you think she’ll be called Mr breast

do you think htey call it weed because it makes you go weee then they give you the d

at first i thought i was god, now I realise I'm erotic flesh jesus. this is because I can hear the spider. it whispers to me at night while I sleep. gives me divine messages. and makes me hypersexual

This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real

imagine your mimic bra starts breastfeeding on you in the middle of a work meeting. Wouldn’t that be something

List Challenges

Tumblr's 101 Favorite Films

this is just what i casually observed as the overlap between popular tumblr users top 100/150 lists how many characters does this thing

I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3

the real reason the sea level is rising is because global warming is melting the fish

Despite all the railings it has received, my dick has yet to be OSHA approved.

something that scares me is what if those giant squids in the ocean turn evil. like malicious and shit. what fucking chance do i stand against any squid let alone a giant one. i cant even swim