The Real Reason The Sea Level Is Rising Is Because Global Warming Is Melting The Fish

imagine your mimic bra starts breastfeeding on you in the middle of a work meeting. Wouldn’t that be something

freaking it demented style in the club

When Mr beast transitions do you think she’ll be called Mr breast

This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real

Wanna trade left eyes?

I thnink one day I’m going to lose my left eye? Throughout my life I have had the strong sense that it should not be there and. In my dreams I am frequently blind in that eye or get blinded, one time I woke up and it was still closed. I instinctually close that eye when focusing on things. I am posting this so in like 15 years when I lose it I have proof I knew

So; come here often?

I despise you.

In the mansion, straight blanchin’ it. And by “it” haha well… let’s justr say… my girl

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My dick bendy like a silly straw

For the vast majority of my life i thought the reason people drank milk after eating chocolate goods to stop the burning in their mouth. turns out I'm allergic to chocolate and this is not normal.