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I thnink one day I’m going to lose my left eye? Throughout my life I have had the strong sense that it should not be there and. In my dreams I am frequently blind in that eye or get blinded, one time I woke up and it was still closed. I instinctually close that eye when focusing on things. I am posting this so in like 15 years when I lose it I have proof I knew

imagine your mimic bra starts breastfeeding on you in the middle of a work meeting. Wouldn’t that be something

Always and forever baby!

arthur lester

In the mansion, straight blanchin’ it. And by “it” haha well… let’s justr say… my girl

Which one of us got stabbed in the leg again?

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

hey baby, are those ants in your pocket or is your dick foraging for sustenance?

My beautiful air conditioner wife hums for me every night :)

aknow how plastic dino soars are made of real dinosaurs(bc oil)? I wanna do thaat to my me when i die. Lil plastic ratty boy made from moy corpse oil

at first i thought i was god, now I realise I'm erotic flesh jesus. this is because I can hear the spider. it whispers to me at night while I sleep. gives me divine messages. and makes me hypersexual

My dick bendy like a silly straw