When Mr Beast Transitions Do You Think She’ll Be Called Mr Breast

You’re telling me a Panera bread this man?

like a solid 2 feet of the ground(chair). its crazy though becau,se microwaves purr like cat but also bark when the food is done. they could be eaither but to me they are puppy :)

Ya ever see a microwave and think like wow tha.ts puppy

Not if I get to you first

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I despise you.

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So; come here often?

I despise you.

This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real

imagine your mimic bra starts breastfeeding on you in the middle of a work meeting. Wouldn’t that be something

today, in the span of 5 hours i: rammed my arm into a ladder, ran into a wall, spilled paint on the floor, got paint on the wall, tripped on stairs, and spilled a glass of milk on myself. i am gods clumsiest soldier.

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Did yoy know if you look really closely at passing cars headlight you can see a ghost named bavid??